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Article of the Now... Sylvana, (originally named Silvana until the Idea Guys had Chris change the spelling) is a shape-shifting intersex Rosechu who first appeared in Sonichu's News Dash #7 and later played a major role in Sonichu #8. Her chief power is the ability to shapeshift into other people, as well as some psychic abilities and her venomous genitalia. She was created by the same rainbow that made the Chaotic Combo. Her egg somehow ended up on The Moon, where she was raised by the evil Count Graduon. (More...) Did you Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

Check this Out! Da Update It is currently June 2024. It has been... 32 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. Recently Uncovered Info 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 22 June - Remove G5 demand from March 2024 14 June - Chris's incest case is updated with miscellaneous court information from April 2024 11 June - Movie Night picks from September 2020 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019

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