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{{Incomplete|Pictures of Jail Saga merchandise}}
{{quote|Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?|Praetor leader [[Caden Peck]]<ref>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|The members are all infamous attention seekers, and merely got in touch with Chris with the sole intent of piggybacking off his notoriety on the internet.|The members will occasionally say edgy and disgusting things purely for shock value.}}
 
{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}
[[File:PraetorLogo.jpg|400px|thumb|Praetor's logo]]
 
'''Praetor LLC''' is a group of [[carpetbaggers]] and [[enablers]]. They first came into contact with Chris in [[2020]] with the aim of producing and selling ''Sonichu'' and Chris-themed products on their [[Etsy]] store [[OfficialCWCmart]] with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits. In [[December 2020]], Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. Praetor has since expanded to other, more bizarre, products, some produced by the group, and others by Chris. Chris's income split for products made by him is unknown. As of [[2023]], OfficialCWCmart has generated more than 3000 sales, giving them a minimum of between $49,905 and $116,000 in revenue, although their actual revenue is unknown but potentially higher.<ref>Of 3327 sales. Their lowest-priced item is $15, and a popular medallion item is $35. Several items such as art generally sold for $200 each</ref> While the sales have slowed down considerably, by [[March 2024]], the number has increased to over 4200.
 
During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris continued communicating with them, mailing them art from jail, which they added to [[OfficialCWCmart]].
 
Upon Chris's being released from jail, they have continued their involvement. In June 2023, Praetor member Caden Peck was involved with financing a [[Big Island, VA]] house, which Chris moved into later that year. During [[The Chris Chan Interview]], Chris mentioned paying rent. Chris has uploaded or live-streamed several highly edited videos which all promote [[OfficialCWCmart]].
 
==Membership==
[[File:Praetor_Instagram_tags_copy-min.png|350px|thumb|From left to right: Annie Ikenberry, Cabell O'Malley, Caden Peck, and Chris.]]
{{Quote|In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris<ref name=naughtdms>[[Naught DMs#Praetor]]</ref>}}
 
While Caden is the leader of Praetor and presumably does most of the heavy lifting, there were at least three other members as of late [[2020]], along with several additional collaborators. The four core members were all students at Goochland High School in {{w|Goochland, Virginia}}. Owen left the group sometime prior to [[June 2021]], and while there's no conclusive evidence on Annabel leaving, she had a 10 month break in making content following 25 [[December 2023]], after which she had made her own website to sell her [[Mass debating|content]] on. There is no indication that Cabell remained involved with Praetor after Chris's [[Incest arrest|arrest for incest]] in [[August 2021]], making Caden the only confirmed remaining member. It's very possible, however, that he has since hired more members to produce art, as many of the products made since [[Chris and art|aren't total shite]].
===Caden Michael Peck===
{{main|Caden Peck}}
'''Caden Michael Peck''' (born 17 September [[2002]]),<ref>https://codeprojects.org/N8pMKeD2ArncsPMTChCzIpGVr4gLLx95jL84vbPPq7c/unoriginals.html ([https://archive.fo/HuKdS archive])</ref> also known as '''tinyhorse01''', is the leader of Praetor. In June 2023, Caden, along with Essential Estate LLC, purchased a [[Big Island, VA]] house. Chris currently lives in the house and pays rent.
 
===Annabel Ikenberry===
'''Annabel "Annie" Renée Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') is an erocosplayer and OnlyFans camgirl. In [[Taser Discussion]], Caden implies that her OnlyFans was one of Praetor's business ventures, and that she had created it to make money for Praetor. According to Chris, she is "psychically able." In a 17 [[February 2021]] discussion with the [[Watchmen]], Chris confessed that he had considered her for a possible relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref>
 
===Owen Sundstrom===
'''Owen Scott Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is the former co-founder of Praetor. He was present at the [[Goochland Library Sermon]], where he was photographed posing with Chris. He also appears to be the photographer who took the picture of Chris and Praetor at the Chinese restaurant. According to Chris, Owen is "like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs." Owen, along with Caden, suggested a link between the Mayan calendar and Chris's [[The Place chats - Lore Mashup|dream about a golden disc]].<ref name=naughtdms></ref>
 
In [[June 2021]], a Christorian left a comment on Owen's [[Instagram]], writing:<ref name=oweninsta>[[:File:OwenInsta.png]]</ref>
 
{{quotebox|Can’t believe such a pretty face could be such a scummy person. Trying to convince an autistic man to tease himself while simultaneously making thousands of dollars by using said autistic man’s internet notoriety}}
 
Owen responded to this:
 
{{quoteboxred|🤣 awe u think I’m pretty? Also that wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,, however I do regret starting preator,, I was the wizard, not the business man}}
 
===Cabell O'Malley===
'''Cabell Fitzpatrick O'Malley''' was described by Chris in the [[Naught DMs]] as "psychically inclined, but she's the artist." Cabell is the blonde woman featured in the [[Instagram]] photo of Praetor and Chris at a Chinese restaurant. Initially, Praetor mistagged Cabell, linking an unrelated account to her.
 
Given that Chris had referred to Cabell as the artist, it can be assumed that she was responsible for producing the medallions, as Chris has mentioned that the artist of the group was the one who created them.
 
==Affiliates==
 
===Isabella Loretta Janke===
{{main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}
 
'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''' was commissioned by Praetor to animate [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation of Chris and the ''Sonichu'' characters, which Chris uploaded to his YouTube channel. After Bella produced the animation, Chris sought contact with her, and the two began chatting independently<ref>[[Chess club#Instagram for Chris Chan]]</ref> - the most notable chats being the [[July 2021]] [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], which ultimately led to the [[Jail Saga]].


{{Infobox Organization
Despite her minimal role in the group, Chris has repeatedly referred to her as a member of Praetor.{{cite}}
|name = Praetor
|image = PraetorLogo.jpg
|saga = {{saga|praetor|cn}}
}}
[[File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|250px|thumb|Three of the Praetor members, pictured with Chris. Not pictured is member owen_sundstrom.]]


'''Praetor''' (sometimes referred to as "'''The Praetors'''") is a group of edgy [[enablers]] who came in contact with Chris, some of whom live around [[wikipedia:Goochland, Virginia|Goochland, Virginia]], who produce and sell ''Sonichu''-themed products with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. In [[October 2020]], photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on [[Instagram]]. Although Praetor was "officially partnered" with Chris, things like how they began contact with Chris, or their true relation to him are unknown.
===Golden Church of Sonichu members===
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}


On 19 [[October 2020]], the Praetor group posted their announcement of a collaboration with Chris onto [[Instagram]] and [[Twitter]], showing Chris along with two girls and a guy, who are tagged on the account on Instagram. Chris also held a [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|sermon]] with the audience being the Praetors at the Goochland public library, which Chris uploaded on 8 [[November 2020]]. A picture of a member of Praetor purchasing a stun gun and a [[Pikachu]] mask was posted on 15 November 2020, which Praetor later claimed to be promotion for sales of autographed tasers. In February 2021, Chris wished to borrow a [[taser]] from Praetor to tase his [[Magic stones|collection of quartz crystals]] to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]] (with Chris also considering using the taser on himself, an idea Praetor objected to out of concern for Chris's safety),<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref> though Chris's taser plans seemingly fell through.
Messages from the [[Discord]] server [[Golden Church of Sonichu]] show that the members were working with Praetor. One member was supposedly making a video game, another was working on CGI for Praetor's [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|Chris Chan movie]], and another was making Chris Chan themed clothes. These members presumably stopped their interactions with Chris once the [[Jail Saga]] started.


Praetor was a target of harassment by the [[Watchmen]] group, believed by them to be a group of [[Idea Guy]]-Esque trolls. Many rumors about the group were subsequently spread around by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Watchmen member [[MKRNightVee]], [[Larry Vaughn]], and [[Bella]] following the release of a clip of a call between Chris, Praetor leader Caden Peck, and many Watchmen members.
==Before Chris==
Caden, Owen, Annie, and Cabell were all students at Goochland High School in {{w|Goochland, Virginia}} in the late 2010s.


On 29 July 2021, a [[Incest_Call#Original_leak|four-minute call]], where Chris admitted to having [[Affair with Mother|sexual intercourse with his mother]], was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].
Caden had claimed that Praetor has been around since [[2017]], working with "creative types."<ref name =q&a>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Praetor_Arrives,_Chris_Writes_his_Sermon,_More_Bible Discussion|Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]</ref>. If this is true, Caden would have been 14 or 15 years old at the time of Praetor's creation. Caden also claimed that they worked with Kevin Baugh, founder of the {{w|Republic of Molossia}} ([[Molvanîa|no relation]]), and wrote a dissertation for him in order to officiate Molossia as a sovereign nation.<ref name=q&a></ref>


In [[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022]], Chris mentioned that he wished to get back in contact with Praetor. Later that year, Praetor restocked their [[Etsy]] shop with new items, including art pieces Chris mailed to them from [[jail]].
Praetor used to have a dedicated website, but was taken down by Caden due to the domain costs. He decided that instead of waiting to have "eccentric people" find him, he would personally reach out to them himself.<ref name=q&a></ref> [[Naught]] once claimed that Praetor went after other lolcows before Chris, including Tommy Tooter, whom they tried to make products for.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/</ref>


<!--Praetor was revealed in October 2020 to be made up of students from Goochland High School.<ref>https://archive.ph/IOUAl</ref>-->
==The Beginning==
===Meeting Chris===
[[File:OGGoldenMedallion.jpg|200px|thumb|The golden medallion Praetor gave to Chris]]
[[File:Praetor3.jpg|250px|thumb|Chris in a meeting with Caden]]
{{quote|I've always known about Christine. She always struck me as unique in the sense that she is probably one of the most famous people ever who has profited the least from her fame.
When I heard that she had tried to launch a store before, but been overwhelmed, I knew that there was a chance at profit. I run almost everything I do privately, so I reached out to Christine myself.|Caden<ref name=q&a></ref>}}


==Known members==
On 21 [[September 2020]], a "trio of fans" came to Chris's door with a golden [[Medallion|Sonichu medallion,]] crafted by "the young lady of the group, with paint that had a mixture of 24K gold in it." The "tall boys" had a business proposition for Chris, that with their mold press, they could mass produce and sell Sonichu medallions.<ref name=placeassociates>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#The "New Associates" (and Helena Hate)|The "New Associates" (and Helena Hate)]]</ref> Chris accepted, deeming them as trustworthy, and noted that he had a vision earlier where an artist crafted medallions for him.
{{Quote|In the group, [[Praetor#Annie_Ikenberry|Annie]] is very much psychically able. [[Praetor#Owen_Sundstrom|Owen]] is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist.<ref group = note>"Cabell" is speculated to be a nickname for [[Bella]].</ref> [[Caden]] is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris<ref>[[Naught DMs]]</ref>}}
===Caden Peck===
{{Infobox Person
|image = CadenPeck.png|100px
|name = Caden Peck
|gender = Male
|aliases = Praetor<br>tinyhorse01
|saga = {{saga|praetor|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}


<!--{{Main|Caden Peck}}-->
{{quote|They have their business based in Goochland.
'''Caden Peck''' ('''tinyhorse01''') is a co-founder and the leader of Praetor, as well as one of Chris's "business associates". According to Chris in the [[2021 Jail Call]], Caden is responsible for scanning his work to later publish. A few [[Larry Vaughn DMs#Contact Info - Discord|leaked DMs]] between Chris and [[Larry Vaughn]] also revealed plans to create a [[Discord]] server. Caden was also in charge of the Praetor accounts which had directly interacted with Chris.


He was also the sole Praetor member involved in the [[Taser Call]], being accompanied by several Watchmen members like The WCT and MKR.
And I could tell by soul-reading them that their intentions were legit, honest and true.|Chris<ref name=placeassociates></ref>}}


Chris stated in a 12 July 2021 chat that Caden was one of the people he had asked for help with getting together a posse for "sharing and protection" at [[Everfree Northwest]], as [[Jacob Sockness]] had previously declared that he'd also attend the event.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref>
===Introduced to the Watchmen===
{{Main|Praetor-Watchmen Conflicts}}
On 22 [[September 2020]], Chris made a post on [[The Place]] [[Discord]] server, where he mentioned that he was meeting with some "new associates."<ref name=placeassociates></ref> He mentions that they were going to talk about "the molding to mass produce the medallions, and possibly the figures, with optional Amiibo functions, in a little while." After being asked who these associates were, Chris refused to give their identities but gave details about their first interaction.


In a jail letter from [[July 2022]], Chris claimed that Caden was helping him raise a $150,000 fundraiser so that he can go back home after he has been released from jail.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> After [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] had criticized Caden's actions, Chris berated Kenneth, telling him that he shouldn't be "judging Caden in that vain[sic]".
On the 25th, Chris mentioned them to the [[Watchmen]] again, revealing their name as Praetor LLC<ref>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Patreon_Troubles,_Chris's_Online_Social_Life,_%22The_Boys,%22_Praetor_LLC_Revealed|Patreon Troubles, Chris's Online Social Life, The Boys, Praetor LLC Revealed]]</ref>. On 3 October, Chris mentioned to them that Praetor was helping him create a "lore bible."<ref>[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Lore_Bible_Discussion|Lore Bible Discussion]]</ref>. On the 15th, Praetor's [[Discord]] account, ran by Caden Peck, joined the [[The Place]] Discord server, and answered the Watchmen's questions.<ref name =q&a></ref>


===Annie Ikenberry===
===Introduced to the Public===
[[File:AnnieIkenberry.jpg|thumb|left|100px]]
On 16 October, they arranged for Chris to give [[Goochland Library Sermon|a sermon at Goochland library]], where he spewed his [[Dimensional Merge]] delusions. This spiel was done in front of a large screen displaying the Praetor logo. When it was eventually released on YouTube, it started with a loud dramatic opening, commissioned from an unknown source. They also added sarcastic captions, mocking Chris. The Praetor members took photos with Chris after the sermon.


'''Annie Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') is an OnlyFans camgirl who was recruited by Praetor in order to "lure in" Chris. In a 17 [[February 2021]] discussion with the [[Watchmen]], Chris confessed that he had feelings for her, because of course he did.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:Tinyhorse02.png|With Caden.
File:Praetor4.jpg|With Owen.
File:Praetor5.jpg|Arguably one of the most iconic images of Chris out there, appearing on news articles and formerly on his Wikitubia page until 1 March 2024.</gallery></center>


{{clear}}
On 19 October, Praetor's presence was made known to the public, when they released multiple photos of Chris and the members of Praetor at a Chinese restaurant. One of these images included the members' Instagram handles, making it very easy for them to get doxxed.


===Owen Sundstrom===
<center><gallery>
[[File:OwenSundstrom.png|thumb|left|100px]]
File:PraetorLLC.jpg|
'''Owen Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') is a co-founder of Praetor, according to Larry Vaughn. Not much else is known about him other than him posing with Chris during a sermon about the Merge.
File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|With [[Instagram]] handles.
</gallery></center>


{{clear}}
On 13 [[November 2020]], Chris uploaded [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation that Praetor had commissioned from [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. After this, Bella began regularly chatting with Chris, [[Incest Call|eventually becoming rather infamous for unrelated reasons]].


===Unnamed Member===
===Starting the Etsy shop===
A blond woman pictured in the group photo posing with Chris. An Instagram tag was associated with the photo but was censored by the CWCki due to Praetor having mistagged the photo with an unrelated account. Watchmen members have also misidentified the woman as being Bella when Chris told Kyle about the animated intro she made for him.{{Cite}}
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor somehow manages to make the medallion look ''worse'']]
[[File:RedRobe.jpg|300px|thumb|Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robe, sold a year after the server died out]]


===Isabella Loretta Janke===
In December, Praetor created an Etsy shop, [[OfficialCWCmart]], where they began selling ''Sonichu'' medallions made by the group. The medallions produced by them manage to look much worse than any medallions made by Chris, and are completely inconsistent in how they look. According to several reviews on their store, they aren't also given enough time to dry up, resulting in still wet paint and hair stuck to the surface.
[[File:Bella.png|thumb|100px]]
{{Main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}
'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' collaborated with Praetor to make the [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation|animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video]], and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. Bella claims that she cut ties with them early in 2021.<ref name=animation>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Bella)#Chris Chan Animation]]</ref> Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|a jail letter]] that Bella was not an active participant in Praetor's sales, and that her primary contribution was her work on the animated intro.


==Etsy shop==
{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}


On 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to [[medallion|medallions]] produced by the group, explaining that he was currently unable to produce the medallions himself and so outsourced the production to Praetor, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Praetor sells medallions]]</ref> In February 2021, Chris mentioned he had been paid $400 out of $6,000 Praetor had made.<ref name=tasercall></ref>
Praetor has since offered items made by Chris himself for sale, such as some medallion variants and [[Jail Art]]. Aside from a royalty payment from [[January 2021]], made by Praetor to Chris when OfficialCWCmart was only selling Praetor-made medallions,<ref name=praetorcash>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor]]</ref> Chris's share of the profits is unknown. When an [[Instagram]] user accused Owen Sundstrom of exploiting Chris for money, he responded, claiming that he tried to give Chris as much as he could.


The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion</ref>
{{quote|That wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,,|Owen<ref name=oweninsta></ref>}}


==The Golden Church of Sonichu==
===Royalty payment===
{{Main|Golden Church of Sonichu messages}}
On 7 [[December 2020]], Praetor began offering ''Sonichu'' medallions for sale on [[OfficialCWCmart]]; the medallions were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. In exchange, Chris was paid a royalty for the use of his ''Sonichu'' IP.


'''The Golden Church of Sonichu''' was a Discord server created by Praetor. Customers gained access to it after purchasing a Golden Sonichu medallion from their Etsy page.  
A month later, the [[Watchmen]] noticed that OfficialCWCmart had made $5,900 worth of sales revenue on their medallion product, also the store's only product at the time.<ref name=medallionrevenue>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#The Watchmen Think Chris Should Get All of Praetor's Sales Money]]</ref> In mid-January 2021, Chris told the Watchmen he had received nearly $400 in small cash amounts for his share.<ref name=praetorcash></ref> This equates to at least a 6.7% royalty (possibly more as date of Chris's payment is unknown). While royalty rates can vary, Chris's rate falls within a typical range.<ref>https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/licensing-artwork-negotiating-monitoring-royalty-payments-30093.html</ref>


{{quote|NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.}}
Other information is unknown, such as Praetor's operating costs for the medallions and how much profit the group members had after expenses.


The server sat in limbo following Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Arrest|arrest]], with users primarily posting about Chris's antics in jail.
The Watchmen - among them [[MKRNightVee]] and [[Naught]] - erroneously believed that Chris was entitled to "almost all" of Praetor's revenue for the medallions.<ref name=medallionrevenue></ref> In the [[Taser Discussion]] call from [[February 2021]], MKR and Naught complained to Praetor's Caden. Chris himself did not mind, again pointing out he had been paid $400.


==Praetor and Tasers==
===Golden Church of Sonichu===
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}
Praetor also created a [[Discord]] server, [[Golden Church of Sonichu]], which was created for anyone who bought their Golden Medallions on their Etsy shop. The server served as another outlet for Chris to rant about his delusions. Caden often posted in there too, giving insight into Praetor's bizarre business plans.


{{Main|Taser}}
{{quote|-Christine has fully greenlit [REDACTED]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.


[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|What do they plan to do with [[Captain's Log|that taser]]?]]
-The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.


{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.<ref name=tasercall>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>}}
-Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.


On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:
-Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.


{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)</ref>}}
-Test footage for [REDACTED] has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.|Caden<ref>[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]</ref>}}


Praetor later claimed this was for promotion of sales of autographed tasers.
Upon hacking into [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]'s account, [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|a short clip]] showing the behind-the-scenes process of the Chris Chan Movie was leaked. It shows Chris posing as a Praetor member commentates, telling him specific poses to do, while he's supposedly standing next to [[Rosechu]], who would be added in post as a CGI character.


In [[February 2021]], Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser‎]]</ref>
==Taser Controversy==
{{see also|Taser|Taser Discussion}}


Watchmen leader [[Naught]] then created a vicious rumor, stating that [[Larry Vaughn]] was in on a plot with Praetor when he shared bits of a conversation that he had with Chris regarding his intention to shock his crystals.
On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun (they later claimed the image was for promotion of sales of autographed "tasers".)


In [[2022]], Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on their Etsy shop, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme" for buyers. Those were posted with the following description:<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1224899249/chris-chan-taser ([https://archive.ph/kHdM1 archive])</ref>
In [[February 2021]], Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref name=thinking>[[Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser‎]]</ref> The Watchmen confronted Caden about this, saying that it was dangerous for the organization to allow Chris to use a taser, though Caden insisted that Chris would be safe by using a less powerful version of the taser. Talks broke down when Watchmen members began insulting Caden on Discord, with him returning the favor; all parties including Chris agreed to have [[Taser Discussion|a call]] on the issue. During the call, one of the Watchmen - [[Val]] - sarcastically asked about Chris tazing himself. Chris half-jokingly replied that he would. Caden objected and reiterated it would be a bad idea.


{{quote|Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten.
The Watchmen members [[MKRNightVee]] and [[Naught]] then chose to spread lies about the potential taser use. In particular, MKRNightVee falsely claimed that the taser was meant to be used on Chris.


The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To avoid negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again!
===Sales===
[[File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg|thumb|250px|A message left for a customer who bought a taser]]


Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion.
In [[2022]], Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on [[OfficialCWCmart]], supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme" for buyers.


Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over.
The tasers had originally been meant for sale, but were temporarily shelved due to some members of the [[Watchmen]] instigating drama and spreading lies over the taser.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Chris Chan Taser]]</ref>


Package comes with:
However, Etsy quickly removed the listing. Eventually, Praetor created a listing titled 'The Secret Listing', a listing that had no information on what it was.<ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#The Secret Listing]]</ref> It was later revealed that The Secret Listing was a taser, with the fact hidden in order to bypass Etsy guidelines.<ref>[[March 2023 Praetor Interview]]</ref>
-Autographed Taser
-Charging cable}}


A post from their Golden Church of Sonichu server has them also promoting flamethrowers.
One of the people who bought the taser would mail it to the channel SuperMega, where they would unbox it on video.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW5OaHIfMdY&ab_channel=SuperMega</ref>


==Jail Saga==
==Jail Saga==
{{see also|Praetor Jail Art|OfficialCWCmart#Jail Saga Items}}
[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor's message to a customer who bought a piece of jail art]]


Despite being in Jail, Chris was still able to get in contact with Praetor members, allowing them to promote art and artifacts that he left for them.
[[Caden Peck]] continued to do business with Chris during the latter's stay at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on an [[incest]] charge.  


===Medallions===
In [[May 2022]], [[OfficialCWCmart]] began selling [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art|art that Chris made in jail]]. The store also added [[Jail Medallion Promotions|audio clips]] of Chris promoting their medallions from jail to their Etsy. Aside from these, the products sold on the store became increasingly strange, including arrowheads, cult robes, and signed g-fuel.
{{See also|Jail Medallion Promotions}}


In early May 2022, three different versions of Sonichu medallions were listed for sale on Praetor's Etsy shop. The medallions were apparently made prior to Chris's arrest and had been stored in an unknown rented location and at the Chandler residence until their listings.
===Interview===
{{main|March 2023 Praetor Interview}}
In [[March 2023]], Praetor had [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|an interview]] with a [[Kiwi Farms]] user. In this interview, they have claimed that Chris calls them twice a week about the Etsy store. They also stated that the store has earned Chris a lot of money, despite him still being in jail by that time.


====Regular Medallion====
{{quote|Chris calls twice a week to deal with the store, as no listings are made with out his express oversight. As for the cease and desists, we'd just advise that folk stay out of any trouble. Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated.|Praetor}}
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|thumb|200px|The Etsy [[medallion]] in question]]
Seemingly identical to the medallions sold during the first run of sales, these were not crafted by Chris. The price reflects this, as these were the cheapest of the group of medallions. Nevertheless, in [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Regular_Medallion|an undated audio recording released alongside them]], Chris referred to these medallions as [[True and Honest|legit and authentic]].
{{clear}}


====Handcrafted Medallion====
They have also stated that the reason Chris hasn't sent any letters or had any visitors is because [[David Heilberg]], Chris's lawyer, advised them to not let any "ill-meaning folk" near Chris.


In contrast to the regular medallions, these medallions were apparently made by Chris. The medallions are of a [[art|noticeably different style]] compared to their cheaper counterparts and are adorned with Chris's signature on the back, so their description may very well be truthful.  
{{quote|Both the lack of recent letters and having no visitors is intentional, as Heilberg advised us to close any way for ill-meaning folk to get close.|Praetor}}


A handcrafted medallion was included with each purchase of "Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robes." The robes came in two sizes. Red robes were large, while blue robes were extra large. No smaller sizes were offered, as "Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, [[obesity|large people]]."<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1210942858/golden-church-of-sonichu-cult-robes</ref> A yellow mask with red Sonichu-style cheeks was also bundled with each robe.
They offer more insider knowledge on Chris, such as the fact that he had had grown a beard while in jail, and that he had plans to return, with strange aspirations as well, which did come true with the release of [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]].


==== Megastone Medallion====
==Post-jail involvement==
{{see also|OfficialCWCmart#Post-Jail Saga Items}}
After plenty of sightings online and [[Post-jail sightings|offline]], Chris finally made his grand return in [[October 2023]]. Along with Chris's return, [[OfficialCWCmart]] returned as well, stocked with a plethora of new items. This included new [[Medallions|Sonichu medallions]], with brand new pictures of Chris in front of a green screen, new promotions of [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]], and [[2021 Lost Commissions|dozens upon dozens of lost commissions]] that Chris drew for the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser in [[2021]]


The most expensive of the medallions, the megastone medallions were a variant of the handcrafted medallions. In addition to being signed by Chris, the back of the medallions contained a "megastone" which [[Jail_Medallion_Promotions#Megastone_Medallion|Chris verbally claimed to]] "have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of." As such, wearers could [[Magical thinking|"really […] feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within]]."
Chris's new videos from this point forward were incredibly high quality (for Chris's standards), making it very likely that Praetor was behind these videos, as they have had previous experience with high-quality editing and Chris uses the same green screen which is used in the Etsy store. Chris also consistently promoted [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description of these videos. The list of products has later further increased in [[January 2024]], though they appear to be the same overpriced low quality stuff as before. This has also expanded to [[Praetor Commissions|art commissions]] for a totally reasonable sum of $225-300.


===Jail Art===
In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and Essential Estate LLC bought a property in [[Big Island, VA]] where Chris currently lives and pays rent.
{{Main|Praetor Jail Art}}


Chris created artwork during [[Jail Saga|his stay in jail for incest]]. He sent the art to Praetor for them to sell on their Etsy page.
==See also==
 
*[[Caden Peck]]
==Gallery==
*[[OfficialCWCmart]]
<center><gallery>
*[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]]
File:Tinyhorse02.png|Look at that shit-eating grin.
*[[Goochland Library Sermon]]
File:Praetor3.jpg|Note the graying and bald spot in his [[hair]].
*[[Taser]]
File:Praetor4.jpg|Chris with Owen.
*[[Taser Discussion]]
File:Praetor5.jpg|Wearing a filthy shirt, [[medallion]], and [[magic stones]]. ‎ A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release [[Jail Saga|about Chris' arrest for incest]].
*[[2021 Lost Commissions]]
File:BribeLetterSummary.jpg|Chris wanted to try to set up a fundraiser for his benefit<ref group = note>Chris wrote in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]] that he wanted to live at [[14 Branchland Court]] instead of Barb, who wished to remain at the house, and wanted to raise money to attempt to buy her out.</ref> during the [[Jail Saga]]. [[Kenneth]] and [[Helena]] refused to assist and Kenneth suggested to Chris that Caden not be involved either.
*[[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]
</gallery></center>
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
*[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA]]
*[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]
*[[March 2023 Praetor Interview]]


==External links==
==External links==
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram]
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram (deleted)]
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart Praetor's Etsy]


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Latest revision as of 22:11, 25 August 2025

Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?
Praetor leader Caden Peck[1]
Praetor's logo

Praetor LLC is a group of carpetbaggers and enablers. They first came into contact with Chris in 2020 with the aim of producing and selling Sonichu and Chris-themed products on their Etsy store OfficialCWCmart with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits. In December 2020, Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. Praetor has since expanded to other, more bizarre, products, some produced by the group, and others by Chris. Chris's income split for products made by him is unknown. As of 2023, OfficialCWCmart has generated more than 3000 sales, giving them a minimum of between $49,905 and $116,000 in revenue, although their actual revenue is unknown but potentially higher.[2] While the sales have slowed down considerably, by March 2024, the number has increased to over 4200.

During the Jail Saga, Chris continued communicating with them, mailing them art from jail, which they added to OfficialCWCmart.

Upon Chris's being released from jail, they have continued their involvement. In June 2023, Praetor member Caden Peck was involved with financing a Big Island, VA house, which Chris moved into later that year. During The Chris Chan Interview, Chris mentioned paying rent. Chris has uploaded or live-streamed several highly edited videos which all promote OfficialCWCmart.

Membership

From left to right: Annie Ikenberry, Cabell O'Malley, Caden Peck, and Chris.
In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.
Chris[3]

While Caden is the leader of Praetor and presumably does most of the heavy lifting, there were at least three other members as of late 2020, along with several additional collaborators. The four core members were all students at Goochland High School in Goochland, Virginia. Owen left the group sometime prior to June 2021, and while there's no conclusive evidence on Annabel leaving, she had a 10 month break in making content following 25 December 2023, after which she had made her own website to sell her content on. There is no indication that Cabell remained involved with Praetor after Chris's arrest for incest in August 2021, making Caden the only confirmed remaining member. It's very possible, however, that he has since hired more members to produce art, as many of the products made since aren't total shite.

Caden Michael Peck

Main article: Caden Peck

Caden Michael Peck (born 17 September 2002),[4] also known as tinyhorse01, is the leader of Praetor. In June 2023, Caden, along with Essential Estate LLC, purchased a Big Island, VA house. Chris currently lives in the house and pays rent.

Annabel Ikenberry

Annabel "Annie" Renée Ikenberry (annirenee) is an erocosplayer and OnlyFans camgirl. In Taser Discussion, Caden implies that her OnlyFans was one of Praetor's business ventures, and that she had created it to make money for Praetor. According to Chris, she is "psychically able." In a 17 February 2021 discussion with the Watchmen, Chris confessed that he had considered her for a possible relationship.[5]

Owen Sundstrom

Owen Scott Sundstrom (owen_sundstrom) is the former co-founder of Praetor. He was present at the Goochland Library Sermon, where he was photographed posing with Chris. He also appears to be the photographer who took the picture of Chris and Praetor at the Chinese restaurant. According to Chris, Owen is "like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs." Owen, along with Caden, suggested a link between the Mayan calendar and Chris's dream about a golden disc.[3]

In June 2021, a Christorian left a comment on Owen's Instagram, writing:[6]

Can’t believe such a pretty face could be such a scummy person. Trying to convince an autistic man to tease himself while simultaneously making thousands of dollars by using said autistic man’s internet notoriety

Owen responded to this:

🤣 awe u think I’m pretty? Also that wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,, however I do regret starting preator,, I was the wizard, not the business man

Cabell O'Malley

Cabell Fitzpatrick O'Malley was described by Chris in the Naught DMs as "psychically inclined, but she's the artist." Cabell is the blonde woman featured in the Instagram photo of Praetor and Chris at a Chinese restaurant. Initially, Praetor mistagged Cabell, linking an unrelated account to her.

Given that Chris had referred to Cabell as the artist, it can be assumed that she was responsible for producing the medallions, as Chris has mentioned that the artist of the group was the one who created them.

Affiliates

Isabella Loretta Janke

Main article: Isabella Loretta Janke

Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke was commissioned by Praetor to animate Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation, an animation of Chris and the Sonichu characters, which Chris uploaded to his YouTube channel. After Bella produced the animation, Chris sought contact with her, and the two began chatting independently[7] - the most notable chats being the July 2021 Incest Call and Incest Texts, which ultimately led to the Jail Saga.

Despite her minimal role in the group, Chris has repeatedly referred to her as a member of Praetor.[citation needed]

Golden Church of Sonichu members

Main article: Golden Church of Sonichu

Messages from the Discord server Golden Church of Sonichu show that the members were working with Praetor. One member was supposedly making a video game, another was working on CGI for Praetor's Chris Chan movie, and another was making Chris Chan themed clothes. These members presumably stopped their interactions with Chris once the Jail Saga started.

Before Chris

Caden, Owen, Annie, and Cabell were all students at Goochland High School in Goochland, Virginia in the late 2010s.

Caden had claimed that Praetor has been around since 2017, working with "creative types."[8]. If this is true, Caden would have been 14 or 15 years old at the time of Praetor's creation. Caden also claimed that they worked with Kevin Baugh, founder of the Republic of Molossia (no relation), and wrote a dissertation for him in order to officiate Molossia as a sovereign nation.[8]

Praetor used to have a dedicated website, but was taken down by Caden due to the domain costs. He decided that instead of waiting to have "eccentric people" find him, he would personally reach out to them himself.[8] Naught once claimed that Praetor went after other lolcows before Chris, including Tommy Tooter, whom they tried to make products for.[9]

The Beginning

Meeting Chris

The golden medallion Praetor gave to Chris
Chris in a meeting with Caden
I've always known about Christine. She always struck me as unique in the sense that she is probably one of the most famous people ever who has profited the least from her fame.

When I heard that she had tried to launch a store before, but been overwhelmed, I knew that there was a chance at profit. I run almost everything I do privately, so I reached out to Christine myself.

Caden[8]

On 21 September 2020, a "trio of fans" came to Chris's door with a golden Sonichu medallion, crafted by "the young lady of the group, with paint that had a mixture of 24K gold in it." The "tall boys" had a business proposition for Chris, that with their mold press, they could mass produce and sell Sonichu medallions.[10] Chris accepted, deeming them as trustworthy, and noted that he had a vision earlier where an artist crafted medallions for him.

They have their business based in Goochland.

And I could tell by soul-reading them that their intentions were legit, honest and true.

Chris[10]

Introduced to the Watchmen

Main article: Praetor-Watchmen Conflicts

On 22 September 2020, Chris made a post on The Place Discord server, where he mentioned that he was meeting with some "new associates."[10] He mentions that they were going to talk about "the molding to mass produce the medallions, and possibly the figures, with optional Amiibo functions, in a little while." After being asked who these associates were, Chris refused to give their identities but gave details about their first interaction.

On the 25th, Chris mentioned them to the Watchmen again, revealing their name as Praetor LLC[11]. On 3 October, Chris mentioned to them that Praetor was helping him create a "lore bible."[12]. On the 15th, Praetor's Discord account, ran by Caden Peck, joined the The Place Discord server, and answered the Watchmen's questions.[8]

Introduced to the Public

On 16 October, they arranged for Chris to give a sermon at Goochland library, where he spewed his Dimensional Merge delusions. This spiel was done in front of a large screen displaying the Praetor logo. When it was eventually released on YouTube, it started with a loud dramatic opening, commissioned from an unknown source. They also added sarcastic captions, mocking Chris. The Praetor members took photos with Chris after the sermon.

On 19 October, Praetor's presence was made known to the public, when they released multiple photos of Chris and the members of Praetor at a Chinese restaurant. One of these images included the members' Instagram handles, making it very easy for them to get doxxed.

On 13 November 2020, Chris uploaded Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation, an animation that Praetor had commissioned from Isabella Loretta Janke. After this, Bella began regularly chatting with Chris, eventually becoming rather infamous for unrelated reasons.

Starting the Etsy shop

Praetor somehow manages to make the medallion look worse
Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robe, sold a year after the server died out

In December, Praetor created an Etsy shop, OfficialCWCmart, where they began selling Sonichu medallions made by the group. The medallions produced by them manage to look much worse than any medallions made by Chris, and are completely inconsistent in how they look. According to several reviews on their store, they aren't also given enough time to dry up, resulting in still wet paint and hair stuck to the surface.

(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)
Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards

Praetor has since offered items made by Chris himself for sale, such as some medallion variants and Jail Art. Aside from a royalty payment from January 2021, made by Praetor to Chris when OfficialCWCmart was only selling Praetor-made medallions,[13] Chris's share of the profits is unknown. When an Instagram user accused Owen Sundstrom of exploiting Chris for money, he responded, claiming that he tried to give Chris as much as he could.

That wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,,
Owen[6]

Royalty payment

On 7 December 2020, Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale on OfficialCWCmart; the medallions were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. In exchange, Chris was paid a royalty for the use of his Sonichu IP.

A month later, the Watchmen noticed that OfficialCWCmart had made $5,900 worth of sales revenue on their medallion product, also the store's only product at the time.[14] In mid-January 2021, Chris told the Watchmen he had received nearly $400 in small cash amounts for his share.[13] This equates to at least a 6.7% royalty (possibly more as date of Chris's payment is unknown). While royalty rates can vary, Chris's rate falls within a typical range.[15]

Other information is unknown, such as Praetor's operating costs for the medallions and how much profit the group members had after expenses.

The Watchmen - among them MKRNightVee and Naught - erroneously believed that Chris was entitled to "almost all" of Praetor's revenue for the medallions.[14] In the Taser Discussion call from February 2021, MKR and Naught complained to Praetor's Caden. Chris himself did not mind, again pointing out he had been paid $400.

Golden Church of Sonichu

Main article: Golden Church of Sonichu

Praetor also created a Discord server, Golden Church of Sonichu, which was created for anyone who bought their Golden Medallions on their Etsy shop. The server served as another outlet for Chris to rant about his delusions. Caden often posted in there too, giving insight into Praetor's bizarre business plans.

-Christine has fully greenlit [REDACTED]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.

-The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.

-Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.

-Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.

-Test footage for [REDACTED] has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.

Caden[16]

Upon hacking into Isabella Loretta Janke's account, a short clip showing the behind-the-scenes process of the Chris Chan Movie was leaked. It shows Chris posing as a Praetor member commentates, telling him specific poses to do, while he's supposedly standing next to Rosechu, who would be added in post as a CGI character.

Taser Controversy

On 15 November 2020, Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun (they later claimed the image was for promotion of sales of autographed "tasers".)

In February 2021, Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his Gate Crystal and Celestial Key quartz crystals in an attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.[17] The Watchmen confronted Caden about this, saying that it was dangerous for the organization to allow Chris to use a taser, though Caden insisted that Chris would be safe by using a less powerful version of the taser. Talks broke down when Watchmen members began insulting Caden on Discord, with him returning the favor; all parties including Chris agreed to have a call on the issue. During the call, one of the Watchmen - Val - sarcastically asked about Chris tazing himself. Chris half-jokingly replied that he would. Caden objected and reiterated it would be a bad idea.

The Watchmen members MKRNightVee and Naught then chose to spread lies about the potential taser use. In particular, MKRNightVee falsely claimed that the taser was meant to be used on Chris.

Sales

A message left for a customer who bought a taser

In 2022, Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on OfficialCWCmart, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme" for buyers.

The tasers had originally been meant for sale, but were temporarily shelved due to some members of the Watchmen instigating drama and spreading lies over the taser.[18]

However, Etsy quickly removed the listing. Eventually, Praetor created a listing titled 'The Secret Listing', a listing that had no information on what it was.[19] It was later revealed that The Secret Listing was a taser, with the fact hidden in order to bypass Etsy guidelines.[20]

One of the people who bought the taser would mail it to the channel SuperMega, where they would unbox it on video.[21]

Jail Saga

Praetor's message to a customer who bought a piece of jail art

Caden Peck continued to do business with Chris during the latter's stay at Central Virginia Regional Jail on an incest charge.

In May 2022, OfficialCWCmart began selling art that Chris made in jail. The store also added audio clips of Chris promoting their medallions from jail to their Etsy. Aside from these, the products sold on the store became increasingly strange, including arrowheads, cult robes, and signed g-fuel.

Interview

Main article: March 2023 Praetor Interview

In March 2023, Praetor had an interview with a Kiwi Farms user. In this interview, they have claimed that Chris calls them twice a week about the Etsy store. They also stated that the store has earned Chris a lot of money, despite him still being in jail by that time.

Chris calls twice a week to deal with the store, as no listings are made with out his express oversight. As for the cease and desists, we'd just advise that folk stay out of any trouble. Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated.
Praetor

They have also stated that the reason Chris hasn't sent any letters or had any visitors is because David Heilberg, Chris's lawyer, advised them to not let any "ill-meaning folk" near Chris.

Both the lack of recent letters and having no visitors is intentional, as Heilberg advised us to close any way for ill-meaning folk to get close.
Praetor

They offer more insider knowledge on Chris, such as the fact that he had had grown a beard while in jail, and that he had plans to return, with strange aspirations as well, which did come true with the release of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned.

Post-jail involvement

After plenty of sightings online and offline, Chris finally made his grand return in October 2023. Along with Chris's return, OfficialCWCmart returned as well, stocked with a plethora of new items. This included new Sonichu medallions, with brand new pictures of Chris in front of a green screen, new promotions of Neo Spiritual Christianity, and dozens upon dozens of lost commissions that Chris drew for the Everfree Northwest fundraiser in 2021

Chris's new videos from this point forward were incredibly high quality (for Chris's standards), making it very likely that Praetor was behind these videos, as they have had previous experience with high-quality editing and Chris uses the same green screen which is used in the Etsy store. Chris also consistently promoted OfficialCWCmart in the description of these videos. The list of products has later further increased in January 2024, though they appear to be the same overpriced low quality stuff as before. This has also expanded to art commissions for a totally reasonable sum of $225-300.

In June 2023, Caden Peck and Essential Estate LLC bought a property in Big Island, VA where Chris currently lives and pays rent.

See also

External links

References

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The Players

Organizations: The PlacePraetor
People: ChrisThe Toxic Trio (NaughtMKRNightVeeKyle) • Praetor Members (Caden PeckAnnabel IkenberryOwen SundstromCabell O'Malley) • BellaKNDBible EnablerThe WCTAnaxisGiBiLarry VaughnValSpunkyPeachyKlopMolly the MediumJustinLukeEmgo316


The Games
The Watchmen meet Praetor: The Disc Dream: Bella's Introduction: Crystalgate: Confrontation: Aftermath:
Coinciding Sagas: Watchmen, Lainchu, Twilight


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The Players

People: ChrisDavid HeilbergPraetor (Caden Peck) • Kenneth EngelhardtBarbara ChandlerSpooky BonesRocky ShoemakerHelena FiorenzaEdmund McMillenEels and the Egg-manFlutterSpamton G. SpamtonZomboCory AllisonThe CrusaderBizarre BazaarCelestiaMichael AfghaniJacob Sockness


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Places: Gateway HomesBig Island HouseMal-WartBattlegrounds Game ShopChesterfield Towne CenterEarthbound Trading Co.Modern Table Top GamingWilliamsburg Premium OutletsDragon Fire Games14 Branchland Court
Platforms: RedditTwitter4chanDiscord

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