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Article of the Now... Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P. Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show The Apprentice, Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against Hillary Clinton in 2016 but lost in 2020 to Joe Biden amidst the Covid-19 pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President Kamala Harris instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College. Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President-elect Mike Pence, which is actually against the law. (More...) Did you Know... ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian? ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket? ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ... that Chris is the Level-Up King? ... that Virginia is for Virgins? ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ... and that Chris believed it too? ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck?

Check this Out! Da Update It is currently January 2025. It has been... 44 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 18 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First. 11 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe. 1 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler. 19 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina. Recently Uncovered Info 16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor 25 December - Letter to Santa from December 2002

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