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On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...)
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... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that ~~Chris~~ ~~BILLY MAYS~~ ~~Allison Amber~~ ~~Brendan Fraser~~ ~~Mary Lee Walsh~~ Robbie Van Drawson is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

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Da Update

It is currently May 2026. It has been...

5

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

60

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

69

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

22 May
- Chris and Flutter are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.
- Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3.
- Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version.
15 May - Chris publishes Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version.
8 May - Chris uploads Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (plus a subtitled version) and Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2
2 May - Chris says he will be unable to make video on Cameo until 2 August 2026.
1 May
- Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going.

Recently Uncovered Info

24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009.
30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008.
14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki.
21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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