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Article of the Now Chris, begging for money, while standing in front of more than a thousand dollars' worth of Lego sets and toys. The Financhu Crisis is a term coined by users from Kiwi Farms to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early 2016. Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on YouTube and Facebook. In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts, and payments continued until 2 August 2021, when his Patreon account was shut down. As a result, begging had temporarily subsided. (More...) Did you Know ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car?

Check this Out Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 7 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 34 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 7 February - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming. 6 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3. 4 February Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2. Chris joins Ko-fi. Chris replies to one of MKRNightVee's tweets tagging him, reestablishing contact between the two after over four years. Chris joins Cameo. 2 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1. 31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.

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