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Article of the Now Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers. Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys. To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris. (More...) Did you Know ... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet? ... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ... that Blanca was real? ... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? ... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom? ... and Chris got those charges dismissed? ... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ... and that G5 has caused World War III? ... that Barb sings while vacuuming? ... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

Check this Out Da Update It is currently December 2024. It has been... 1 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 December - Chris is spotted in Finland again. 14 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver. 7 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu. 6 December - Chris posts indicating that he has gone to retail stores to pretend that his custom Transformers toys are on the shelves. 27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant. 23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020

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