User:Foobar
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities. |
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Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase. |
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Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much. |
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Asian This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!! |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane. |
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Armed Forces This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut. |
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CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project. |
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Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia. |
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
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Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. |
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires. |
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Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united. |
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Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud! |
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Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism. |
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BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain. |
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The Gold Star Bounty This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment. |
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Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren. |
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Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British. |
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Buddhist This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah. |
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CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin. |
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Workers' Party of CWCville: This user is a member of the Workers' Party of CWCville. Praise the TRUE and HONEST leader; Christian Weston Chandler. |
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs. |
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Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members. |
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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
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Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. |
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Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot. |
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Coconutist This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam |
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Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard. Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica. |
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CWCki Caption Crusader This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos. |
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Cursed This user has been personally cursed by Christian Weston Chandler himself. |
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| The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth! | 
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Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart. |
 Asperchu Saga
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 Bearstein Saga
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 Incest Saga
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People: Chris • Barbara Chandler • Isabella Janke • Fiona • Null • The WCT • Ethan Ralph • EllDudeRocks • Dillin Thomas | ||||
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 CWCipedia Saga
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 Calling Out Saga
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People: Chris • Thorg (Jeremy Slonwhite) • Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia • Jack Thaddeus (Ahuviya Harel) • Surfshack Tito (Don) • Alec Benson Leary (Christopher Paul Whitney) • BlueSpike (NessHelper) | ||||
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 Catherine Saga
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 Early Childhood
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 Clyde Cash Saga
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Organizations: Sonichu Girls | ||||
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| Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) |
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Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes •
"Song of Christian" •
Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway •
Chris Chan in the PokéNews •
The City of Cwicville Tour! •
Animal Crossing Documentary •
The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special •
"So Need a Cute Girl" •
"All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" •
Harvey Birdman commercial •
Pixelated PS3 •
FUTURE MESSAGE •
KCWC broadcast •
CWC Slideshow Notes •
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| Political Videos |
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Christian Weston Chandler Interview | Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008 | Rollin' and Trollin' | A Public Announcement for Congress | Re-Calling Ahuvia | $50 for a video holiday greeting! | Update 02/16/2016 | Paid Message to the Trolls | Oh, Wait. I've got one more... | Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt | Eid, Pmurt, Eid | Feelings of the election results | The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge | Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained | The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever. | Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017 | React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45 | React part 2 | Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2 | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Smashing | Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii | Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024 | Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024 |
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Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks |
| Locations in the CWCverse |
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Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct) Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void |
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| Clyde vs. Chris |
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Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack Jackie: DrainedCreativity Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial |
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Ash Ketchum • Groucho Marx • IBA Chandler • PaRappa the Rapper • Cherokian (I) • Juggalo (I) • Scot • Mr. Popo • Hamburglar • Grimace • Clyde Cash • Paul McCartney • Alec Benson Leary and Liquid Chris • Cherokian (II) • Chris-Chan Sonichu • Fred Flintstone and Homer Simpson • Cleveland Brown • Harry Potter • "Gangsta" • Gilligan • Divine as Babs • Juggalo (II) |
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