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Christine Weston Chandler Richmond VA 230
9 September 2009 US POSTAGE
$000.53°
9 September 2009
MAILED FROM ZIP CODE 22960
14 Branchland Court
Ruckersville, VA 22960-2807


Robert G. Ingersoll Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
Jack Alec Benson Leary
This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.
Asexual Asexual
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.
Asian Asian
This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!!
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.
I salute you, good sir Armed Forces
This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.


Art Palette CWCki Artfag
This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.
Asperchu Asperpedia Regular
This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Thorg Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
Flag of Australia Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.
Bahá'í Star Bahá'í
This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united.
Bisexual Bisexual
This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!
Niggo Black
This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism.
BlueSpike BlueSpike
This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.
Gold Star The Gold Star Bounty
This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment.
Female Boyfriend-free Girl
This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.
Union Jack Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.
Dharma Wheel Buddhist
This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah.
Bureaucrat CWCki Bureaucrat
This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin.
TRUE and HONEST Flag of the Workers' Party of CWCville Workers' Party of CWCville: This user is a member of the Workers' Party of CWCville. Praise the TRUE and HONEST leader; Christian Weston Chandler.
The Maple Leaf Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags.
Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.
Catholic Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

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Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
2008 Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.
Clyde Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
Coconutism symbol Coconutist
This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam
The Mighty Chessboard Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard.
Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica.
Crusader Crossl CWCki Caption Crusader
This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos.
Cursed Cursed
This user has been personally cursed by Christian Weston Chandler himself.
ED Encyclopedia Dramatica User
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
Flag of Europe Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.
Evan Evan
This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick.


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The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth! JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart.
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: CWCipedia
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
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The Players

People: ChrisBarbara ChandlerIsabella JankeFionaNullThe WCTEthan RalphEllDudeRocksDillin Thomas


The Games
Chats: The Affair:

Coinciding Sagas
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Jimmy Hill, PandaHalo
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Asperchu
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The Players

People: ChrisThorg (Jeremy Slonwhite)Tomboys And Tomgirls of VirginiaJack Thaddeus (Ahuviya Harel)Surfshack Tito (Don)Alec Benson Leary (Christopher Paul Whitney)BlueSpike (NessHelper)


Call-Outs: ReCall-Outs: Responses: Results:
Coinciding Sagas: Jackie
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Sonic Boom
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
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The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll


The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:

Coinciding Sagas
EDPandaHaloJuliePSN HackingEmilyIvyTitoJackieFirst Exile
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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:


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The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Megan
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The Players

People: ChrisLoveYouLongTime (EmilyKim WilsonUnknown Gal-pals) • Bob ChandlerMan in the Pickle SuitMagical ManClyde CashFaerynRobert Simmons VBryan Bash


LoveYouLongTime: Emily: Kim:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid

Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego RacewayChris Chan in the PokéNewsThe City of Cwicville Tour!Animal Crossing DocumentaryThe 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercialPixelated PS3FUTURE MESSAGEKCWC broadcastCWC Slideshow NotesSlideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004ChrisAfterChristmas2004


Political Videos

Christian Weston Chandler Interview | Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008 | Rollin' and Trollin' | A Public Announcement for Congress | Re-Calling Ahuvia | $50 for a video holiday greeting! | Update 02/16/2016 | Paid Message to the Trolls | Oh, Wait. I've got one more... | Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt | Eid, Pmurt, Eid | Feelings of the election results | The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge | Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained | The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever. | Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017 | React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45 | React part 2 | Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2 | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Smashing | Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii‎‎ | Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024

Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields


The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City


Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity


Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial

Chris's cosplay videos

Ash KetchumGroucho MarxIBA ChandlerPaRappa the RapperCherokian (I)Juggalo (I)ScotMr. PopoHamburglarGrimaceClyde CashPaul McCartneyAlec Benson Leary and Liquid ChrisCherokian (II)Chris-Chan SonichuFred Flintstone and Homer SimpsonCleveland BrownHarry Potter"Gangsta"GilliganDivine as BabsJuggalo (II)