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Below is a list of all the non-fanmade videos Chris has appeared in.
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==February 1994==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/1994-2008|1994—2008]]=


* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' {{Television}} {{Video games}}<br />Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chris is one of the two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.
{{ListOfVideos/1994-2008}}


==May 1998==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2009|January—June 2009]]=


* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' ''15 [[May 1998]]'' {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Leaked}} <br />Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.
{{ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2009}}


==June 1998==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jul-Dec2009|July—December 2009]]=


* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' ''4 [[June 1998]]'' {{Video games}} {{Leaked}} <br />Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.
{{ListOfVideos/Jul-Dec2009}}


==October 1999==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2010|January—June 2010]]=


* '''[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]''' ''16 [[October 1999]]'' {{Television}} {{PokeShirt}} {{Leaked}} <br />The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.
{{ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2010}}


==July 2001==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010|August—November 2010]]=


* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]'''  ''12 [[July 2001]]'' {{Leaked}} <br />Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy camera.
{{ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010}}


==November 2003==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jul2011|2011]]=


* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Leaked}} <br />Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in Animal Crossing.
{{ListOfVideos/Jan-Jul2011}}


==June 2004==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2012|2012]]=


* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' {{Video games}} <br />Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing and provides a valuable background to his parents and how they met in a bar.
{{ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2012}}


==December 2004==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2013|2013]]=


* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]'''  ''20 [[December 2004]]'' {{Music}}<br /> Chris sings the first track of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
{{ListOfVideos/2013}}


==February 2005==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2014|2014]]=


* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' ''24 [[February 2005]]'' {{Comedy}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set
{{ListOfVideos/2014}}


==November 2006==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2015|2015]]=


* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris enters a Robot Chicken's competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2015}}


==February 2007==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2016|January—June 2016]]=


* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''24 [[February 2007]]''<br />...
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* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris pro-actively delivers his manifesto, and also summarises the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jul-Dec2016|July—December 2016]]=


==June 2007==
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* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''[[June 2007]]'' {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} <br />Chris does a rap for ''PaRappa the Rapper's Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition''. Adam Stackhouse wins.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2017|2017]]=


==August 2007==
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2017}}


* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' ''[[August 2007]]'' {{Rage}} {{Stackhouse}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2018|2018]]=


==November 2007==
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2018}}


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br />In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2019|2019]]=


==August 2008==
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2019}}


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} <br />After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2020|2020]]=


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}}<br />Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on Sonichu comics in peace.
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2020}}


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} <br />Christian realises that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server.  To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2021|2021]]=


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' {{ED}} <br />In this video Chris concedes that Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain operation, despite his best efforts, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.  Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2021}}


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} <br />Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which, he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2023|2023]]=


==September 2008==
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2023}}


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} <br />Chris realises Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the fake Jimmy Hill merchandise.
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/2024|2024]]=


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{Miyamoto}} {{JerkopShirt}} <br />Chris now insists that Blanca is real and  not responsible for tricking him.  Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott.  Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
{{Template:ListOfVideos/2024}}


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' {{Stackhouse}} {{DogShirt}} <br />After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown contest.
=By category=  
 
   
* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' 25 [[September 2008]] {{Sex}} {{Panda}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} {{Leaked}} <br/>Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and making terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].
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==October 2008==
 
* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - ''8 [[October 2008]]'' {{Blanca}} <br /> Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux stating that Blanca was real.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} <br />Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters on Little Big Planet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} <br />Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]''' {{ClassicShirt}} <br />In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.
 
==December 2008==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months to thank his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.
 
==January 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} <br />Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} <br />Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} <br />Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
 
* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - ''19 [[January 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br />Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.
 
==February 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} <br />Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br />Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} <br />In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} <br />Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.
 
* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - ''20 [[February 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} <br /> JULAYYYY
 
==March 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}  <br />Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay" in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development.In other developments, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
 
* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - ''26 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
 
* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - ''29 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures.  Chris's poor rendition of Lovin' You is sung in the background throughout. 
 
* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
 
* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
 
* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
 
* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br /> Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.
 
==April 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} <br />Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.
 
* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".
 
* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Three videos that were leaked, showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
 
* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - ''24 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, to his and Ivy's wedding.
 
* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris gayly sings and dances.
 
* '''[[Power]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris shows how "strong" he is.
 
* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' [[Image:reason.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br />In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.
 
==May 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]''' {{RedBlueShirt}} <br />Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
 
* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:rage.png]]<br />A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.
 
==June 2009==
 
* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos"
 
==July 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor Billy Mays. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br />Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
 
* '''[[The July 10th Messages]]''' - ''10 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
 
* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - ''11 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos
 
* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - ''17 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]]<br /> Chris gives a tour of CWCville, the proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris
 
* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - ''19 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br />Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
 
* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
 
* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
 
* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:Comedy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
 
* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - ''25 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavrine's "Girlfriend".
 
* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br /> Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
 
* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' - ''29 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]] {{RedStripeShirt}} <br /> Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} <br />In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.
 
==August 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.
 
* '''[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]''' - ''4 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"
 
* '''[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]''' - ''6 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br /> Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
 
* '''[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]''' - ''9 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.
 
* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' - ''10 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' [[Image:fanart.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br />Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br />Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.
 
* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - ''14 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:website.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br />Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Chris sings Arethra Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.
 
* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
 
* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' - ''29 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]]<br /> Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]'''<br />Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
 
==September 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]]<br />Chris thanks Vivian for his Bob's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
 
* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - ''6 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris shows his displeasure of Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
 
* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - ''13 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris proclaims that SEGA's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
 
* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - ''16 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br /> Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND a elementary school kid!
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris's claims of a "Director's Cut" version of the DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
 
==October 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
 
* '''[[10112009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br />Christian calls out Greg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
 
* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' [[Image:crazy.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls of a chair, and throws things at his camera.
 
* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris tells [[Clyde Cash]]/[[Gregg Mays]] to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
 
* '''[[War Paint Video]]'''  [[Image:crazy.png]]<br />Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls by his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to [[Youtube]] after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
 
* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br/>Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
 
* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend''. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
 
* '''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to [[PSEye]] neglect.  He does indeed plug the game ''Brütal Legend'' and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule [[trolls]]. 
 
* '''[[Addressing Liquid]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
 
* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her.  Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
 
* '''[[10242009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris delivers a brief message to [[Gregg Mays]] to let him know he is not scared of him.
 
* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].
 
* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br/>Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
 
* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
 
* '''[[For Chris No 2]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{GreenStripeShirt}} <br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
 
* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) tries to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
 
* '''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempts to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he have won over Liquid Chris.
 
* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it of, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
 
* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
 
* '''[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]''' <br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
 
* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/> Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris. This time by horribly mangling the song, A Whole New World, from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
 
* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris-style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit about his person.
 
==November 2009==
 
* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
 
* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
 
* '''[[It_will_never_end|It Will Never End]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
 
* '''[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' - ''2 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9-11 joke, and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
 
* '''[[11032009_Preface_to_Rescuing_Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]]<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.
 
* '''[[Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler|Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Directfeed.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
 
* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' <br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 lbs. each. They don't.
 
* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
 
* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' - ''6 [[November 2009]] [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] <br/>Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.
 
* '''[[CWC is sad]]''' - ''10 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
 
* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]]<br/>Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.
 
* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.
 
* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Image:Fanart.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br/> Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.
 
* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] <br/> Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.
 
==December 2009==
 
* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br/>Chris tells that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about LittleBigPlanet.
 
* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{VertRedShirt}} <br/> Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly enough, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
 
* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]]<br/> Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. But in reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
 
* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Homos.png]] [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/>Chris tells about his disgust for the Homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus have placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new galpal to voice Rosechu.
 
* '''[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' {{OrangeShirt}} <br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
 
* '''[[Congrats%2C_Jack_Black|Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} <br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike Video Games Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
 
* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Music.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.
 
* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Image:Music.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris tries to sign over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the words despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
 
* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Rumours.png]]<br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
 
* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] <br/> Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
 
* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] [[Image:Website.png]] <br/> Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine Shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
 
* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}}<br/> Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned".
 
* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} <br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and forbidding everyone to alter his custom levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring, elegantly changing the subject at the end of the video to requesting the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the Homo Ads.
 
* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} <br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that [[Clyde Cash]]'s and [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].
 
* '''[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} <br/> Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes the suicide of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].
 
==January 2010==
 
* '''[[This was my fault]]''' ''2 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{reason}} <br/> Chris asks [[Chris and remorse|for forgiveness]] from the Coca-Cola company and the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia's]] [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] for his infringement of the [[Chris and copyright|copyright laws]].
 
* '''[[Down with Asperchu]]''' ''9 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} <br/> Since Christian thought he was victorious over the [[homos|gays]] after getting the despised [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|ads]] taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposed his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].
 
* '''[[12 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010]]''' ''12 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site.
 
* '''[[14 January 2010|Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is [[Lie|a good person]] even after he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Asperchu|someone]] and wished for their [[Death threats|imminent demise]].
 
* '''[[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Music}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].
 
* '''[[15 January 2010]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]] and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.
 
* '''[[U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L|Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version)]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Crazy}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> The video title, '''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''', written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
 
*'''[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]''' ''17 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in [[Asperchu]], calls for [[Patti]]'s spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.
 
*'''[[22 January 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Image:Reason.png]] {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] <br/> Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.
 
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OtherUnknownIcon.png PowerPower RacismRacism RumorsRumors SexSex TelevisionTelevision TrollsTrolls
HandoutsHandouts RealityReality PoliticsPolitics Video gamesVideo games ViolenceViolence WebsiteWebsite Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping MarketingMarketing

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ReasonReason CrazyCrazy SmugSmug

PVCCPVCC MeganMegan StackhouseStackhouse EDED BlancaBlanca
HillHill PandaPanda EmilyEmily ClydeClyde MiyamotoMiyamoto
JulieJulie PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking IvyIvy LiquidLiquid AsperchuAsperchu Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito
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Sonic BoomSonic Boom BusinessBusiness Lady ManagersLady Managers Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
PmurtPmurt DoopieDoopie QuinnQuinn Idea GuyIdea Guy Guard DogsGuard Dogs
Merge SagaMerge Saga Teen Troon Squad SagaTeen Troon Squad Saga GOPonyGOPony Soft ExileSoft Exile JacobJacob
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RevelationsRevelations


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Tomgirl Outfits
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The Happy HagThe Happy Hag Mighty LesbianMighty Lesbian Big RedBig Red Blue TurtleneckBlue Turtleneck Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
The Tone-Deaf SkirtThe Tone-Deaf Skirt The Deal MakerThe Deal Maker Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress White Tank TopWhite Tank Top The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
The ClopperThe Clopper The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting Red with ButtonsRed with Buttons Dream Love '82Dream Love '82
The Bubblegum NightmareThe Bubblegum Nightmare The Toothpaste TubeThe Toothpaste Tube Wonder WomanWonder Woman Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit Pink with Grey SleevesPink with Grey Sleeves
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1994—2008

1994

1998

  • Song of Christian 15 May 1998 (20:57) TragedyTragedy RageRage ReasonReason CrazyCrazy LeakedLeaked
    A 16-year-old Chris reads a poem he wrote for class, and rages over it getting an F.

1999

2001

2003

2004

  • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special 7 June 2004 (24:28) ComedyComedy ReasonReason Video gamesVideo games MachinimaMachinima LeakedLeaked
    Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

2005

2006

2007

  • Chris Chan's Public Announcement (8:11) ReasonReason EDED Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris assumes the contributors at ED have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

August 2008

  • An Official Sonichu Update (6:27) EDED Sea GreenSea Green
    Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, ED has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.

September 2008

October 2008

December 2008


January—June 2009

January 2009

  • CWC AC: City Folk Update (5:47) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the newest Animal Crossing game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19) EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto Dark RedDark Red
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20) ReasonReason Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37) RageRage HomosHomos Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35) WebsiteWebsite The JokerThe Joker
    Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • CWC Update 26 January 2009 (1:43) MiyamotoMiyamoto Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24) RageRage HomosHomos MiyamotoMiyamoto Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56) MiyamotoMiyamoto Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening Julie with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety.
  • Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him ~~pulling apart~~ breaking his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52) TragedyTragedy HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie Green StripeGreen Stripe
    Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian bushfires, and farts.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20) ReasonReason Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26) TragedyTragedy JulieJulie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45) HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris states his viewing of the Family Guy episode "Family Gay", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48) RageRage ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic IvyIvy Red BlueRed Blue
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "Lovin' You" plays.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23) RageRage ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41) ComedyComedy ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".
  • YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08) RageRage ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50) CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01) CrazyCrazy RacismRacism IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris dances like a child to entertain hermit crabs.
  • April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25) CrazyCrazy SexSex IvyIvy Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG LeakedLeaked
    In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower.
  • Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45) ComedyComedy RageRage SmugSmug CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
  • I Got A Fish 27 April 2009 (:12) ComedyComedy MusicMusic Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish.
  • Power 27 April 2009 (1:06) ComedyComedy PowerPower LeakedLeaked
    Chris shows how "strong" he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04) ReasonReason IvyIvy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03) RageRage WebsiteWebsite Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50) WebsiteWebsite Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

  • I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02) ReasonReason HomosHomos GalpalsGalpals Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
    Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.


July—December 2009

July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20) RumorsRumors Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50) RageRage The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris "calls out" three people by insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended.
  • Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57) MusicMusic TrollsTrolls PoliticsPolitics SmugSmug Trollin' StyleTrollinstyle.png LiveLive
    Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (:31) ComedyComedy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05) LiquidLiquid The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
  • It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13) ComedyComedy TragedyTragedy RageRage CrazyCrazy HomosHomos MusicMusic Brown with Blue LogoBrownlogoshirt2.png
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while doing his best Tom Waits impression.
  • It's____ 24 July 2009 (4:07) HomosHomos MusicMusic
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while donning a police costume he borrowed from one of his sex dolls.
  • Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01) HomosHomos MusicMusic Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
  • SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (3:10) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

  • SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid ParappaParappa
    Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (4:09) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Green and WhiteGreenwhiteshirt.png
    Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31) RageRage LiquidLiquid The JokerThe Joker
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!".
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48) RageRage LiquidLiquid Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (:37) CrazyCrazy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56) ComicsComics WebsiteWebsite Green White StripeGreen White Stripe Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58) RageRage Green with Black TrimGreenblacktrim.png
    While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43) CrazyCrazy The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46) RageRage Blue with Thin StripesBlueThinStripes.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20) ViolenceViolence RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46) Video gamesVideo games Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12) ReasonReason ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

October 2009

  • Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15) HomosHomos ReasonReason Vert RedVert Red
    Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
  • Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27) PowerPower CrazyCrazy Dark RedDark Red ClydeClyde
    Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59) RacismRacism ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy White TWhite T
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03) Video gamesVideo games Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16) ComedyComedy Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32) LiquidLiquid Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57) ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 24 October 2009(:28) RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25) SmugSmug ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (:53) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09) ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (:25) ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27) SmugSmug LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10) PowerPower ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29) PowerPower Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png
    Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (:32) ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31) LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (:58) PowerPower ClydeClyde SmugSmug Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (:30) ComedyComedy SmugSmug CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.
  • It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (:23) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19) ClydeClyde TragedyTragedy AudioAudio
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23) SexSex Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid CrazyCrazy Red StripeRed Stripe MachinimaMachinima
    Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
  • 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09) PowerPower ParappaParappa
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44) TragedyTragedy LiquidLiquid Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21) ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art SmugSmug Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28) ComicsComics CrazyCrazy SmugSmug Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08) HomosHomos RumorsRumors GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason CrazyCrazy Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) OrangeOrange
    Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57) Video gamesVideo games Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic GalpalsGalpals Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44) HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25) HomosHomos RageRage ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42) WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde ReasonReason Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

January—June 2010

January 2010

  • Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 (2:55) Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Captain FalconCaptainfalconshirt.PNG
    Since Chris believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.
  • Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 (:51) Fan ArtFan Art CrazyCrazy AsperchuAsperchu Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
  • Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 (9:30) Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010 22 January 2010 (1:45) HomosHomos ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010 30 January 2010 (2:28) WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.

February 2010

  • CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 (4:23) ComicsComics RacismRacism ReasonReason Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
  • Address to Mao, the S.O.B. 1 February 2010 (1:03) HomosHomos WebsiteWebsite RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.
  • I Am Alive 5 February 2010 (2:30) WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.
  • Cwcsicle February 2010 (?) (1:17) CrazyCrazy Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png LeakedLeaked
    Chris films himself holding his duck in the snow for fifteen minutes in a bid to get himself featured in the upcoming Jackass 3D.
  • Christian Love Day 23 February 2010 (1:12) CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!

March 2010

  • A message to the Trolls 10 March 2010 (1:50) ViolenceViolence TragedyTragedy RageRage The JokerThe Joker
    Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This marks the end of his relationship with The Wallflower.
  • Happy Sonichu Day 17 March 2010 (1:23) ComicsComics ReasonReason Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates.
  • C-Ya Later 21 March 2010 (6:05) WebsiteWebsite ComicsComics ReasonReason Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet. For real this time. Honest.

April 2010

May 2010

  • 100 2178 8 May 2010 (7:07) AutismAutism TragedyTragedy CrazyCrazy RageRage ReasonReason Game_Place_sagaGame_Place_saga Orange SleevelessOrangeSleeveless.png
    Chris sits in the dark and blames the Greene County school system for his having no friends.
  • 05142010 15 May 2010 (4:44) AutismAutism TragedyTragedy Pity ShirtPityShirt.png
    Chris talks about a girl murdered by her boyfriend and how he's unable to socialize due to the trolls.
  • Some Favored Comedians 20 May 2010 (9:53) RumorsRumors TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason ComedyComedy White TWhite T Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris mentions his family before analyzing voice acting in his favorite TV shows, and talking about his favorite comedians.
  • 100 2188 27 May 2010 (4:41) WebsiteWebsite HomosHomos RageRage ReasonReason Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris projects about trolls being autistic and obsessed with computers. He is also STRAIGHT.
  • 100 2189 31 May 2010 (1:56) WebsiteWebsite RumorsRumors ReasonReason SmugSmug
    Chris makes clear that he still retains the rights to Sonichu despite the CWCipedia being under new ownership. He also encourages the trolls to work harder in order to bring him back to the internet.

June 2010

  • 6 June 2010 (9:09) RumorsRumors ReasonReason Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Game_Place_sagaGame_Place_saga
    Chris tries to explain why he was stalking Michael Snyder with a camera, and subsequent attempts at vehicular manslaughter. He then blames the internet for all his problems, again.

August—November 2010

August 2010

  • Stardate, August 27, 2010 (2:50) Video gamesVideo games TragedyTragedy High School ShirtHighSchoolShirt.png
    Chris explains how he accidentally formatted his PS3 and, having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, concedes "victory" to the trolls.
  • The MovingForward videos 29 August 2010 (6:36) Video gamesVideo games TragedyTragedy CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito High School ShirtHighSchoolShirt.png LeakedLeaked
    Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty that never came into fruition.
  • ItIsFinished.MOV 30 August 2010 (2:28) Video gamesVideo games RumorsRumors CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Plain Orange ShirtPlainOrangeShirt.png
    Chris runs over the remains of the PS3 with his car due to a heckler.

September 2010

  • XBox is OK.MOV 13 September 2010 (2:52) RumorsRumors HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games SmugSmug ReasonReason Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    Chris recants his hatred of the HEXBox, homos and removes all curses he has given--probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.
  • Lars' Ship Has Sunk 25 September 2010 (1:35) GalpalsGalpals PowerPower ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy SmugSmug JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris sink's Lars' boat and the consequences will never be the same.
  • New Address 27 September 2010 (1:03) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence SmugSmug JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.
  • Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 30 September 2010 (:34) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence SmugSmug CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, and throws a tape dispenser at his PSEye.

October 2010

  • I like Mary Poppins 2 October 2010 (1:04) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in Mary Poppins.
  • Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 2 October 2010 (2:57) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence SmugSmug CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking Lars for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with Jackie.
  • 100 2266 4 October 2010 (6:12) MusicMusic RumorsRumors CrazyCrazy TragedyTragedy JackieJackie Vertical Red & YellowVerticalredyellowshirt.png
    Continuing with the McDonalds character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as the Grimace. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the Gitar of Fail, while singing Mark Wills' "Don't Laugh at Me".
  • 100 2267 7 October 2010 (1:15) TrollsTrolls RumorsRumors CrazyCrazy RageRage ClydeClyde JackieJackie Pity ShirtPityShirt.png
    Chris puts on blackface again and impersonates Clyde Cash, in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.
  • 100 2269 7 October 2010 (5:34) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his gitar, Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.
  • 100 2270 7 October 2010 (1:36) TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy RageRage LiquidLiquid AsperchuAsperchu JackieJackie Pity ShirtPityShirt.png
    Chris attempts to impersonate Alec/Liquid in a video full of Asperchu rage.
  • ECV 00001 9 October 2010 (3:34) RacismRacism ViolenceViolence ReasonReason CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Grey Muscle BraGrey Muscle Bra
    Chris yammers about the Cherokee.
  • A Hike 9 October 2010 (8:52) PowerPower ReasonReason Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.
  • 100 2277 12 October 2010 (:54) MusicMusic TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy JackieJackie Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.
  • 100 2279 12 October 2010 (1:39) TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy JackieJackie Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris does a poor Cleveland impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.
  • Pregnant Act 18 October 2010 (1:47) OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy Vertical Red & YellowVerticalredyellowshirt.png Grey Muscle BraGrey Muscle Bra JackieJackie K-Swiss T-ShirtK-SwissShirt.png
    A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.
  • Breast Cancer Awareness 18 October 2010 (:52) OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy JackieJackieK-Swiss T-ShirtK-SwissShirt.png
    Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.
  • Vitameatavegamin 18 October 2010 (:43) TelevisionTelevision ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show I Love Lucy.
  • Pregnant Act 19 October 2010 (1:49) OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png JackieJackie Grey Muscle BraGrey Muscle Bra
    Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.
  • A Workout 19 October 2010 (3:33) PowerPower CrazyCrazy JackieJackie Grey Muscle BraGrey Muscle Bra
    Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.
  • PlayingHouse 25 October 2010 (5:56) OtherUnknownIcon.png SexSex CrazyCrazy JackieJackie
    Chris plays with some LEGO people.
  • Wigwam 25 October 2010 (:15) RacismRacism CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris pretends to smoke tobacky.
  • DayOut 25 October 2010 (15:24) OtherUnknownIcon.png RumorsRumors ReasonReason Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris drives around Ruckersville and Charlottesville in a series of nine videos.
  • WeighIn 25 October 2010 (:27) PowerPower ReasonReason Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris weighs himself.
  • FullHouse 25 October 2010 (1:27) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris tries to sing the Full House theme song and slurs it badly.
  • ShowerClean1 30 October 2010 (:15) OtherUnknownIcon.png ReasonReason BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png Grey T-shirt
    Chris discusses the proper way to clean his shower wall.
  • ShowerClean2 30 October 2010 (:18) OtherUnknownIcon.png ReasonReason BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png Grey T-shirt
    Chris cleans a single spot of his shower wall before giving up.
  • SpaghettiRoutine 30 October 2010 (4:50) OtherUnknownIcon.png TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy Vert RedVert Red
    Chris mimics the way of making spaghetti with meatballs and demonstrates how to eat canned food like a pig.
  • WelcometoBollywood 30 October 2010 (7:23) OtherUnknownIcon.png MusicMusic CrazyCrazy White Muscle BraWhite Muscle Bra
    Chris shows us his belly-dancing moves while wearing a padded bra.
  • DrainedCreativity 30 October 2010 (:28) TrollsTrolls TragedyTragedy RageRage Vert RedVert Red
    Chris blames the trolls and Clyde Cash for his lack of creativity.
  • DivineTrial 30 October 2010 (3:17) TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy Vert RedVert Red ClydeClyde
    Chris judges Clyde Cash in a Kangaroo court. He then proceeds to kill him, again.
  • HairDifferenceBefore 30 October 2010 (:43) OtherUnknownIcon.png RumorsRumors ReasonReason Vert RedVert Red
    Chris shows us his dirty hair and prepares to wash it.
  • HairDifferenceAfter 30 October 2010 (:36) OtherUnknownIcon.png RumorsRumors ReasonReason Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
    Chris shows us his washed hair, which shows little difference from the unwashed ones.
  • ToJackie 30 October 2010 (2:32) GalpalsGalpals TragedyTragedy ComedyComedy ReasonReason JackieJackie BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png
    Chris swears on the Bible that he loves Jackie and that he cares more for her than video games, Sex toys or other objects.

November 2010

  • 100 2357.MOV 22 November 2010 (:24) ReasonReason RageRage WebsiteWebsite Green Wide LinesGreenwidestripeshirt.png
    In his last pre-Tomgirl Saga video, Chris announces that he is leaving the internet again and deletes all his videos in the process.


2011

July 2011

  • Cakefarts 18 July 2011 (2:03) SexSex CrazyCrazy JackieJackie TomgirlTomgirl LeakedLeaked
    Chris farts on a $9 cake for Jackie's amusement.

August 2011

  • Calling Out "Tito" - Don 06 August 2011 (5:22) ComicsComics RumorsRumors WebsiteWebsite TrollsTrolls ReasonReason SmugSmug Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Calling OutCalling Out Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    Chris returns to the Internet, calling out trolls following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube. First on his list is Surfshack Tito.
  • Re-Calling Ahuvia 23 August 2011 (2:48) WebsiteWebsite TrollsTrolls HomosHomos PoliticsPolitics ReasonReason SmugSmug ClydeClyde TomgirlTomgirl Calling OutCalling Out Mix 107.5 Shirt
    Chris talks his mind regarding Ahuvia's political views and his transsexualism.
  • Victory Rockout 28 August 2011 (2:46) SmugSmug CrazyCrazy TrollsTrolls TomgirlTomgirl Calling OutCalling Out
    Chris tunelessly sings about his satisfaction over Thorg getting suspended.

November 2011

2012


2013

2014

2015

April 2015

  • Dry Dry Desert 23 April 2015 (1:02) Video gamesVideo games TomgirlTomgirl Sonic BoomSonic Boom MachinimaMachinima
    Chris shows off his prowess at Mario Kart 8.
  • Sherbet Land 23 April 2015 (1:02) Video gamesVideo games TomgirlTomgirl Sonic BoomSonic Boom MachinimaMachinima
    More gameplay footage of Chris's Mario Kart 8 endeavors.

May 2015

  • Tip1 24 May 2015 (0:10) HomosHomos MusicMusic ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl LeakedLeaked
    First of three leaked videos by heyyyJackiePie on the forums, showing Chris enjoying a performance at the Impulse Gay Social Club.
  • Tip2 24 May 2015 (1:31) HomosHomos MusicMusic ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl LeakedLeaked
    Second leaked video showing another performance at the club, with Chris in a slightly larger role.
  • Wooooo! 24 May 2015 (0:42) HomosHomos MusicMusic ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl LeakedLeaked
    Last one leaked, featuring Chris showing his dance skills with another human being.

October 2015

November 2015

December 2015

January—June 2016

January 2016

  • Update 01/12/2016 12 January 2016 (3:09) TrollsTrolls RageRage TragedyTragedy TomgirlTomgirl The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris pouts enviously because someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party.
  • Update 1/17/2016 17 January 2016 (2:01) TrollsTrolls HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness TomgirlTomgirl The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and envy about Francine Ouzuo having a lesbian slumber party exactly like his
  • Update 1/25/2016 25 January 2016 (2:03) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris claims snow is delaying delivery of orders, and reads a poem sent in by a fan.

February 2016

  • Update 02/16/2016 16 February 2016 (7:24) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping HandoutsHandouts PoliticsPolitics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The PromoterThe Promoter
    Chris talks about how he plans on doing a livestream if someone gives him a PS4.
  • Update: 2/25/16 25 February 2016 (7:57) Video gamesVideo games Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping TragedyTragedy ComedyComedy BusinessBusiness Big RedBig Red
    Chris complains about not getting what he wanted for his birthday.
  • Happy Pokémon Day. 28 February 2016 (8:40) Video gamesVideo games Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris rants about Sonichu after briefly acknowledging the 20th anniversary of the Pokémon video game series.

March 2016

  • Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast 6 March 2016 (3:39)Video gamesVideo games Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping ComedyComedy ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris test-drives the new Playstation Camera he received from Kagney Lynn Moore.
  • Happy Birthday Tom 6 March 2016 (1:17) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness BusinessBusiness The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris wishes a late birthday to Thomas, which takes the form of a terrible Master Shake impression and shaking some amiibos around.
  • Nerdy Q&A 27 March 2016 (8:14) SexSex ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris answers questions from an associate regarding being a "nerd girl".

April 2016

  • Please, Donate 12 April 2016 (9:05) HandoutsHandouts ComicsComics ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris channels his inner Jimbo Wales and begs for donations in exchange for increasingly lackluster gifts.
  • Donation Request 24 April 2016 (0:57) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris once again desperately begs for donations.

May 2016

  • Proposition to Sega 14 May 2016 (5:30) ComicsComics Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The Deal MakerThe Deal Maker
    Chris offers Sega a small amount of control over his Sonichu in exchange for a laundry-list of demands.
  • CWC vs Johan vote link 31 May 2016 (1:29) SexSex TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris directs us to a poll asking whether Chris or Johan has the better sex moves, and requests we vote for him.
  • IMG_3207 31 May 2016 (1:16) SexSex CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl
    Chris shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation

June 2016

  • Happy Cat kisses 4 June 2016 (1:58) CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl
    Chris attempts to take a video of his cat Pollo, while "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is playing. About 6 seconds in, it freezes on Chris's chest and starts glitching out, making static noises several times.
  • Happy Birthday, Jonathan 11 June 2016 (0:38) HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy TomgirlTomgirl BusinessBusiness White Tank TopWhite Tank Top
    Chris congratulates one Jonathan for his birthday, then starts making unintelligible gibberish.
  • Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation 11 June 2016 (3:26) HandoutsHandouts Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis White Tank TopWhite Tank Top
    Chris announces to the viewers that his Etsy is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon
  • Donations Requested, Please 14 June 2016 (0:50) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    Chris yet again asks for donations, with Barb making another appearance, in apparent need of asthma medications.

July—December 2016

July 2016

  • Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4 8 July 2016 (14:15) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    The fourth and final installment of Chris's unremarkable reading of a book so goddamn uninteresting, it makes listening to paint dry more fun. At the end, Chris—you guessed it—begs his audience for handouts.
  • Announcement 20160709 9 July 2016 (8:16) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.
  • Thank you. 11 July 2016 (0:38) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris thanks whoever recently sent donations to him, and then immediately requests for MORE!
  • Update 20160718 18 July 2016 (4:46) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Rather than just beg for money, Chris is paid to do a video. This'll set a bad precedent...
  • Josh Lover of men 20 July 2016 (2:48) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason SmugSmug BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smugly agrees with all the "positive" things Josh wrote about him.
  • Happy Birthday, Nathan. 21 July 2016 (0:20) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    A dolled-up Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks Chris's appearance in this video.
  • Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare 21 July 2016 (2:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason ComedyComedy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.
  • Singing "Yellow Submarine" 22 July 2016 (3:51) MusicMusic HandoutsHandouts ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.
  • Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies 22 July 2016 (0:21) MusicMusic SexSex HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to grab his chest and sing the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.
  • For Elisabeth 22 July 2016 (4:27) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
  • To Stephen. 22 July 2016 (1:18) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.
  • Machine Romans 28 July 2016 (1:23) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.
  • Chapter 1 30 July 2016 (15:22) ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris starts another reading series. Notably, this one is the novelette written by Vivian Gee. Prior to now, Chris has never read this story before.

August 2016

  • Reading A Girl Who Brought Down the World, Chapter 2 8 August 2016 (15:47) Vivian Gee A Girl Who Brought Down the World ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    Chris continues his reading of Vivian Gee's story. He looks extremely uncomfortable throughout the video. Notably, he replaces the name of the main villain (himself) to Christabelle. This is extremely bizarre, as his desire to separate himself from the story conflicts with his massive ego (he can't allow a fictional story to portray himself as his biological sex, despite it being written before the Tomgirl Saga).
  • Singing an ol' diddy 23 August 2016 (3:48) MusicMusic SexSex RageRage GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to reprise his greatest hit! He makes a few autistic artistic changes.
  • Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song 30 August 2016 (2:25) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid for another birthday shoutout. He sings over "Hearts Strong as Horses" from My Little Pony.

September 2016

  • Paid Message to the Trolls 7 September 2016 (2:26) TrollsTrolls HandoutsHandouts PoliticsPolitics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness PmurtPmurt Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid to read a message addressed to Kiwi Farms. Unrelated, he mocks then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.
  • CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW 8 September 2016 (7:29) TrollsTrolls SexSex HomosHomos TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris grants a rare public interview.
  • We Like Pearl 27 September 2016 (3:05) HandoutsHandouts TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid—yes paid—to rant about his favorite character from a children's cartoon series.
  • Hello 29 September 2016 (0:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid to greet a Faris and a Pepper.

October 2016

November 2016

  • Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! 9 November 2016 (1:01) ViolenceViolence PoliticsPolitics RageRage PmurtPmurt The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris's response to the 2016 presidential election. He threatens death upon the President-elect of the United States!
  • Feelings of the election results 12 November 2016 (4:53) PoliticsPolitics ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy ReasonReason RageRage PmurtPmurt I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting Red with ButtonsRed with Buttons
    Chris, still salty over the election results, follows up with even more death threats against the President-elect of the United States.
  • I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously 15 November 2016 (0:52) WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Facebook temporarily bans Chris because of his repeated death threats against Donald Trump. He redirects his audience to his Twitter account.
  • Help, please 21 November 2016 (0:47) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Chris's mortgage is due, and he desperately begs for donations (which he's really gonna use to buy LEGOs instead).
  • CWC vs Koas 24 November 2016 (9:12) Video gamesVideo games BusinessBusiness MachinimaMachinima
    An extension of the Selling Out Saga, Chris advertises new merchandise for his audience to buy.

December 2016

  • Z-Ring Fun Extra 30 December 2016 (5:56) Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Chris spends six minutes talking about a toy he bought for himself for Christmas.

2017

January 2017

February 2017

  • A browsing around an ol' playground 16 February 2017 (5:34) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris is sick and shamelessly returns to e-begging. Interestingly, he also adds a clip of himself nostalgically walking through a playground.

March 2017

April 2017

  • Son-Chu Review 2 April 2017 (48:03) Cwcville ShoppingCwcville Shopping CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness
    Chris advertises that someone could win a "Son-Chu figure" raffle, but only if they purchase some of Bob's stamps.
  • EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE 14 April 2017 (0:48) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    Barb begs for donations. She claims the power company is threatening to cut off electricity to the Chandler Household.
  • React part 2 15 April 2017 (30:02) PoliticsPolitics TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason
    The second part of the live reaction of Chris watching a Saturday Night Live episode featuring Donald Trump.
  • It's a start... 29 April 2017 (21:57) MarketingMarketing TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Nothing but twenty boring minutes of Chris attempting to sew. His television plays in the background.

May 2017

  • More stitching 04302017 1 May 2017 (20:23) MarketingMarketing TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Nothing but twenty boring minutes of Chris attempting to sew. His television plays in the background.
  • More stitching 2 04302017 2 May 2017 (21:50) MarketingMarketing TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Nothing but twenty boring minutes of Chris attempting to sew. His television plays in the background.
  • More stitching 3 04302017 2 May 2017 (20:58) MarketingMarketing TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Nothing but twenty boring minutes of Chris attempting to sew. His television plays in the background.
  • More Stitching 05012017 2 May 2017 (10:10) MarketingMarketing TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Nothing but ten boring minutes of Chris attempting to sew. His television plays in the background.
  • Live Drawing Stream - 05152017 15 May 2017 (1:29:09) HandoutsHandouts MarketingMarketing ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis BusinessBusiness
    Chris demonstrates how he use's photoshop in the final production of the comic pages. This time his mic is actually on.

June 2017

  • CLog 06072017 7 June 2017 (5:22) HandoutsHandouts MarketingMarketing ComicsComics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness
    Chris gives an update on the comic pages, and tells his audience how they can get access to them.
  • Poetic Letter 12 June 2017 (6:17) HomosHomos ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl
    Chris reads the poem he wrote for the "UVA Remembers Pulse" event. But that really doesn't matter because his mic wasn't turned on, again.
  • UVA Remembers Pulse 12 June 2017 (0:47) HomosHomos ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl
    Chris gives a quick interview to a local NBC station at the "UVA Remembers Pulse" event.
  • CLog 06142017 14 June 2017 (3:17) ComicsComics MarketingMarketing RageRage ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    Chris scolds his patrons for leaking exclusive sneak peaks of the next Sonichu comic.
  • CLog 06232017 23 June 2017 (3:25) HandoutsHandouts MarketingMarketing ComicsComics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris announces the release of Sonichu 11 for his Patreon supporters.

July 2017

  • CLog 07072017 7 July 2017 (2:35) MarketingMarketing ComicsComics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Blue TomgirlBlue tomgirl.png
    Chris gives an update on Sonichu 12.

August 2017

  • Crescent Eclipse 21 August 2017 (0:48) TelevisionTelevision OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Chris briefly explains what he sees during a solar eclipse.
  • The Eclipse Enjoyment 21 August 2017 (24:00) TelevisionTelevision OtherUnknownIcon.png CrazyCrazy The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    A long video of Chris sitting and watching a solar eclipse. He makes a few make quirky remarks in the mix.

September 2017

October 2017

  • CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1 4 October 2017 (50:15) ComicsComics GalpalsGalpals MusicMusic OtherUnknownIcon.png TrollsTrolls PoliticsPolitics Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason CrazyCrazy QuinnQuinn TomgirlTomgirl BusinessBusiness Lady ManagersLady Managers
    Chris does a Q&A with Kiwi Farms.
  • CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE 5 October 2017 (1:56) RageRage TragedyTragedy QuinnQuinn
    In a fit of terrifying rage that hasn't been expressed in years, Chris blames Kiwi Farms for hacking Jessica's Facebook account and ruining their relation for good.

November 2017

  • Singing Sorry (Not Sorry) 13 November 2017 (3:33) MusicMusic HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Chris is paid to sing "Sorry Not Sorry" by Demi Levato. He ends up mumbling and changing the lyrics.

December 2017

  • Think of You 11 December 2017 (3:58) MusicMusic HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness The Tone-Deaf SkirtThe Tone-Deaf Skirt
    Chris is paid to sing "Think of You" by Chris Young.
  • Cherokean Chant 11 December 2017 (0:55) RacismRacism Video gamesVideo games Idea GuyIdea Guy CrazyCrazy Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    Drunk on vodka, Chris purports to recite an anchuent Cherokee chant. Instead he spoke and acted like a stereotypical "gopnik."

2018

January 2018

  • MAGfest footage 7 January 2018 (0:28) Classic ShirtClassic Shirt Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    A short clip recorded by Chris during his attendance of the panel about him at MAGfest 2017, originally posted to Facebook.
  • Happy Anniversary Fraun and Jessie 14 January 2018 (0:37) MarketingMarketing CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    Chris fulfills a second paid video request from the same couple who ordered such a request a year earlier. He soon deleted this video and redid the request, possibly due to the client's dissatisfaction with Chris's mangling of James's name.
  • Rainbow 15 January 2018 (3:49) MarketingMarketing MusicMusic BusinessBusiness ReasonReason Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    Chris sings a Kesha song as a paid request.
  • It Ain't My Fault 15 January 2018 (3:52) MarketingMarketing MusicMusic BusinessBusiness ReasonReason Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    Another paid video request, where Chris sings a song by Zara Larsson.

February 2018

March 2018

  • Our signatures 28 March 2018 (2:47) MarketingMarketing ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    A response video to prove Chris and Barb's signatures are authentic.
  • CWC Ancestry 31 March 2018 (3:49) RacismRacism ReasonReason
    Chris proudly explaining the results of a DNA test from 23andme.com.

April 2018

  • Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne 6 April 2018 (0:33) MarketingMarketing HandoutsHandouts Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason BusinessBusiness
    Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to beg, then shifts to cheerful to plug the PlayStation 2 game "Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne" after a member of the Kiwi Farms asked him to do so via eBay PMs after unsuccessfully trying to convince him to play/talk about the game on Twitter.
  • One-Hundred 16 April 2018 (5:01) PowerPower Idea GuyIdea Guy CrazyCrazy Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    Chris films himself lifting dumbbells one hundred times.
  • CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys 17 April 2018 (51:46) MarketingMarketing HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy RageRage ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis LiveLive
    Chris begs fans to buy Transformers toys on eBay in a Twitch livestream. The highlights of the stream are Chris's interview with Barb and his dogs howling forcing him to end the stream early despite saying he wouldn't stop until everything listed on eBay was sold.
  • Happy Birthday, Frank! 18 April 2018 (1:43) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Gopnik OutfitGopnik Outfit
    Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.
  • Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone! 20 April 2018 (3:59) MarketingMarketing HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his PlayStation 4. The video consists of begging fans to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random access humor.

May 2018

  • WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE! 8 May 2018 (0:17) TragedyTragedy MarketingMarketing Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    Chris records this short video inside of a Car that's parked inside a garage. The video consists of Barb and Chris begging their fans to buy more items that Chris sells on eBay in order for them to pay for the mortgage.

June 2018

  • A Chat With Chris-Chan 5 June 2018 (1:02:56) ComicsComics TrollsTrolls CrazyCrazy Idea GuyIdea Guy The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper
    Internet personality Count Dankula interviews Chris in a livestream.
  • Kissing fans 22 June 2018 (0:22) ConventionsConventions CrazyCrazy
    During his first day at TooManyGames, Chris is shown to be inappropriately kissing a fan after posing for a photo with him.

July 2018

  • Waiting for Tabitha 27 July 2018 (0:51) ConventionsConventions CrazyCrazy Pink with Grey SleevesPink with Grey Sleeves
    An update on what happened at BronyCon while waiting for voice actress Tabitha St. Germain's panel.
  • Chris is back home 30 July 2018 (3:19) PowerPower ConventionsConventions CrazyCrazy
    Arriving back at home, Chris boasts about his athletic feats and reminiscences about BronyCon.

August 2018

  • Barbara’s Blankets 23 August 2018 (1:09) MarketingMarketing HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    In the second video in a row featured her, Barb begs the viewers to buy more of her blankets.
  • Mother needs a car payment 29 August 2018 (0:24) MarketingMarketing HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy BusinessBusiness Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    In the third video in a row featured her, Barb begs the viewers to pay out for her car repair bills.

September 2018

October 2018

November 2018

  • Shrek Retold 29 November 2018 (1:15) ComicsComics ComedyComedy
    Chris's part of the collaboration, retelling the scene Lord Farquaad announcing Shrek as the tournament champion.

December 2018

  • Merry Gubmas! 28 December 2018 (0:48) MarketingMarketing CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness
    Chris conveys a late holiday greeting to Thomas from "Uncle Gubsy".

2019

January 2019

  • AHH! 22 January 2019 (0:14) TrollsTrolls RageRage Soft ExileSoft ExileThe Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper Big RedBig Red
    Chris vents his anger onto Twitter against the trolls.

February 2019

March 2019

  • Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes 30 March 2019 (2:56) ReasonReason
    Chris returns to the DeJarnette Center for Human Development to demand the officials of Staunton, Virginia to renovate and re-purpose the building to its original purpose and condition.

April 2019

  • @MintendoMerd 24 April 2019 (0:15) HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The Manchild MeltdownManchildmeltdownicon.png
    Chris does a birthday greeting to MintendoMerd.

May 2019

June 2019

  • PsychicPowers 27 June 2019 (0:16) CrazyCrazy
    Chris tries to demonstrate that he has telekinetic abilities by making a flash drive fall over.

July 2019

  • PsychicPowers 1 July 2019 (0:21) CrazyCrazy
    Chris tries to demonstrate his telekinetic abilities again, this time with an amethyst stone.

August 2019

September 2019

October 2019

November 2019

December 2019

2020

February 2020

March 2020

  • Sonic Rebuilt 6 March 2020 (1:00:39) ComicsComics
    Chris contributes to the Sonic Rebuilt collaboration by recreating the scene where Sonic rescues Tails and Old Man Owl.

April 2020

May 2020

June 2020

August 2020

  • IMG 0176 08 August 2020 (04:35) TragedyTragedy CrazyCrazy LeakedLeaked The Bubblegum NightmareThe Bubblegum Nightmare
    A video will presented by "Sonichu", as he prepares to send his belongings to two enablers/trolls.

September 2020

October 2020

November 2020

2021

February 2021

May 2021

June 2021

July 2021

2023

May 2023

August 2023

September 2023

October 2023

November 2023

  • Medallion Moulding Q&A 3 November 2023 (2:08:59) ReasonReason ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy RageRage RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor HandoutsHandouts LiveLive
    Chris hosts a livestream in which he creates numerous medallions out of clay, answers questions, and receives donations.
  • Simple Existential Q&A 10 November 2023 (58:41) ReasonReason ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor HandoutsHandouts LiveLive
    Chris hosts another livestream in which he answers questions and receives donations.
  • Figure Painting 2 22 November 2023 (01:00) ReasonReason ComedyComedy RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor
    Chris continues painting the Sonichu figurine, drops it, and remarks that it will require a bit of crazy glue to fix.

December 2023

  • Toys for Tots 2 #christmas 13 December 2023 (01:00) RevelationsRevelations
    Chris continues complaining about people taking candid pictures of him in public. (Note that Chris uploaded Part 2 prior to Part 1.)
  • Toys for Tots 1 #christmas 13 December 2023 (01:00) RevelationsRevelations
    Chris, sitting in his car, shows off some toys he claims will be donated to children, then launches into a tirade about how he is not Bigfoot or Sasquatch.
  • Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots 14 December 2023 (26:38) RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor HandoutsHandouts LiveLive
    Chris hosts a livestream where he opens and reads "fan" mail, then tries to show off some Transformers figures he painted but the audio completely cuts out.
  • Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots Part 2 14 December 2023 (1:59:12) RageRage RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor HandoutsHandouts LiveLive
    Having fixed the audio, Chris shows off his painted Transformers figures again. He then tries to read a Sonichu/Transformers crossover story he wrote, but gets constantly interrupted by questions.

2024

January 2024

  • Focused, Divine Guidances - 01142024 15 January 2024 (14:37) ReasonReason RevelationsRevelations ConventionsConventions TrollsTrolls
    Chris confirms that he was indeed removed from Animate! Raleigh due to people's complaints, and proceeds to very calmly criticize his trolls while reminding everyone that he is Jesus.
  • Popular Request Game Stream 20 January 2024 (2:10:51) ReasonReason RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor Video gamesVideo games HandoutsHandouts LiveLive
    Chris plays Persona 5 Royal on his Nintendo Switch while answering questions and receiving donations.

February 2024

  • Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream 4 February 2024 (1:12:56) ReasonReason RageRage RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor HandoutsHandouts LiveLive
    Chris attempts to watch clips shared by viewers but encounters technical difficulties, switches to the regular Q&A format, then finally gets it working about halfway through.
  • CWC Art Contest 20 February 2024 (9:47) RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor ComicsComics
    Chris reviews some of the submissions for his art contest. (The original version of this video was taken down because Chris accidentally doxed Caden and some of the contestants by leaving their contact information visible.)
  • Art Contest Top 5 25 February 2024 (8:27) RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor ComicsComics The Manchild MeltdownManchildmeltdownicon.png
    Chris announces the top five entries and the winner of his art contest, plus a few honorable mentions..

March 2024

April 2024

May 2024

  • AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom 3 May 2024 (1:04) RevelationsRevelations PraetorPraetor MusicMusic
    Chris competes in a "Neo SingStar Challenge" against an AI version of his Classic self, singing "Suvwl' van bom," the Klingon Warrior's Anthem from Star Trek and the song he was practicing during the accidental uploads on 25 March 2024.

June 2024

July 2024

August 2024

September 2024

October 2024

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Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


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1990s
2000s
"So Need a Cute Girl" / "All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend" • "Master Onion a la Mode" • Filmation's Ghostbusters Theme • "Never Gonna Give You Up" • "Heartbreaker" • "Holding Out for a Hero" • "Lovin' You" • "Jolly Holiday (I)" • "Jolly Holiday (II)" • "Single and Lonely" • "Fart Song" • "Bunny Hop" • "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" • "I Got a Fish" • "I Love the Nightlife" • "So Need A Cute Girl (II) (Live)" • "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" • "OK2BGAY" • "OK2BGay (II)" • "Dare" • "Boyfriend" (I) • "More Than a Feeling" • "Sonic Boom" • "Don't Say You Love Me" • "Autumn Goodbye" • "The Touch" • "Smell Yo Dick" • KCWC Top 10 • "So Need a Cute Girl (III)" • "Respect" • "Old Time Rock and Roll" • Aerosmith medley • "A Whole New World" • "iPods Down and Listen Up" • "Juggalo Family"
2010s
"Mr. Plow" remix • "Boyfriend" (II) • "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" • "Step in Time" • "Don't Laugh at Me" • "A Day in the Life" • "Meet the Flintstones" • Hamlet song • "Everywhere You Look" • "Kajra Re" • "Ghostbusters" • "Gangsta's Paradise" • "Wrist, Wrist" • "Teenage Dream" • "Fuck the Pain Away" • "Walmart" • "Hello! Ma Baby" • "The Twelve Days of Christmas" • "Jungle Bells" • "Sleigh Ride" • "You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump" • "Yellow Submarine" • "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies" • "All of the Lights" • "So Need a Cute Girl (IIII)" • "Ascension Millennium" • "The Dream I Dreamed" • "Sorry (Not Sorry)" • "Remove Kebab" • "Love is Love" • "Walkin' Around the Van" • "All Star" • "All Star (II)" • "You Will Be Found" • "You've Been Trolled"
2020s

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Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway • Chris Chan in the PokéNews • The City of Cwicville Tour! • Animal Crossing Documentary • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercial • Pixelated PS3 • FUTURE MESSAGE • KCWC broadcast • CWC Slideshow Notes • Slideshow images
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Christian Weston Chandler Interview | Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008 | Rollin' and Trollin' | A Public Announcement for Congress | Re-Calling Ahuvia | $50 for a video holiday greeting! | Update 02/16/2016 | Paid Message to the Trolls | Oh, Wait. I've got one more... | Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt | Eid, Pmurt, Eid | Feelings of the election results | The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge | Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained | The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever. | Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017 | React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45 | React part 2 | Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2 | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Smashing | Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii‎‎ | Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024 | Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024

Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks

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