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== To do list ==
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Revision as of 16:16, 16 March 2009

Welcome to the CWCki!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,909 articles...and counting!

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Article of the Now

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Lordsillynipples was a troll from ED who played a significant role in Christory during the years 2008 and 2009. She is considered one of the most important trolls in Christory, as she was one of the first to show the effectiveness of catfishing Chris with false sweethearts. She's most well known for being one of the people trolling Chris under the pseudonym Blanca, along with the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, and obtaining nude photos of hims, including ones where he is wearing his mother's underwear. She is also known for being the original creator of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and providing Chris a photograph of Lee Hotti, claiming it to be of Clyde Cash.

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Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • It's Fraggle Rock, Father. • Future Message • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • Parkay • OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • No longer a virgin • Burning down the house • Un-clit • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris Kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • Why they would never deliver any pizza from this place you FRICKIN-FRACKIN HATING TROLLS! • The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • I'll Be Your Mirror • I crapped my panties • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax! • Classic Chris is dead • Rebirth of the medallion • BE GEEK BE YOU BE PROUD • Chris speaks gibberish for about 2 minutes • Chris as the White Power Ranger • Chris Finally "Confesses"

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge • Praetor

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • GAMePLACe • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PS3 Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Arbitarch • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Saint • ProjectSNT • Chandler's List • Lainchu • Crystalgate • KwaiiSandbag • Warhol • Knights • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Introspection • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Animals • Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Pornography • Race • Reading • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: AI • Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games
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Da Update

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It is currently April 2026. It has been...
20
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
13
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

23
 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info
  • 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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Other

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Acquaintances
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Desired acquaintanceships
Collaborators
(creators Chris promoted)
Women
(cut ties with Chris)
Gal-pals
Staff
Defense lawyers
Prostitutes

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White knights
Fans

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Christubers
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Carpetbaggers

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(Internet/phone only)
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(met with Chris)
Catherine • Emily • Hanna • Kacey
Trolls
(internet-only)
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(internet-only,
impersonating celebrities)
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Allies
A-logs/weens

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Other

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Imaginary/Inanimate
Imaginary friends
Inanimate objects

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Media personalities
Entertainers
Internet personalities
Politicians

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Chris's Love Quest
Candidates (List)
Sarah Hammer ♥ Tiffany Robinson ♥ Natasha Turner ♥ Laura Dorazio ♥ Kellie Andes ♥ Tiffany Gowen ♥ Molly Quarles ♥ Anna McLerran ♥ Hanna "Fandana" ♥ Jelena ♥ Lindsay Kaye ♥ Megan Schroeder ♥ Lori Lopez ♥ Blanca Weiss ♥ Sarah Jackson ♥ Jessie Ruddy ♥ Chloe ♥ PandaHalo ♥ Caitlin ♥ Sarah May ♥ Julie Milvana ♥ Emily Schifflet ♥ Ivy O'Neil ♥ Vanessa Hudgens ♥ Christina Katherine Trevillian ♥ Faeryn "Hambeast" ♥ Kacey Devoria ♥ Regina Novakova ♥ Bailey Jay ♥ The Wallflower ♥ Jacklyn Romy ♥ Mia Hamm ♥ Catherine Sorrentino ♥ DoopieDoOver ♥ Jessica Quinn ♥ Bryan Shickley ♥ Various OCs (Magi-Chan Sonichu ♥ Cryzel Rosechu ♥ Mewtwo ♥ Sylvana Rosechu ♥ Pickchu) ♥ Tings Tingz ♥ Jacob Sockness ♥ MKRNightVee ♥ Annie Ikenberry ♥ Isabella Janke ♥ Fiona Cooper ♥ Barbara Chandler ♥ Flutter
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Purpose
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Resources
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Locations
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In-depth analysis
Works by others

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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
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Christian & the Hedgehog Boys
COMEBACK!
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Relics of Fail
Identity
Love Quest
Transgender
Toys
Art
Rage
Fashion
Other
Shrines of Fail
The Holy Fails


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Captain's Log
Nov 2007
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Aug 2008
3 • 6 • 8 • 15 • 28
Sept 2008
11 • 13 • 24
Oct 2008
9 • 13 • 21 • 27
Dec 2008
Jan 2009
6 • 8 • 12 • 15 • 16 • 18 • 21 • 26 • 30 • 31
Feb 2009
8 • 10 • 18
Mar 2009
4 • 10 • 18 • 26 • 27
Apr 2009
9 • 12 • 17 • 28 • 29
May 2009
3 • 22
July 2009
1 • 7 • 22 • 29
Aug 2009
3 • 12 • 13 • 16 • 18 • 20 • 22 • 27 • 30
Sept 2009
4 • 10 • 19 • 25 • 29
Oct 2009
9 • 10 • 15
Nov 2009
12 • 14
Dec 2009
3 • 9 • 12 • 20 • 25
Jan 2010
2 • 9 • 12 • 14 • 15 • 17 • 22 • 29
Feb 2010
1 • 5 • 9
Mar 2010
2
Apr 2010
May 2010
15 • 20 • 31
Aug 2010
Sept 2010
6 • 13
July 2016
April 2017
14 • 19 • 27 • 29
May 2017
1 • 3 • 5
June 2017
7 • 14 • 23
July 2017
7 • 14
August 2017
2 • 14
September 2017
4
October 2017
4 • 5 • 9 • 17
January 2018
April 2018
July 2021
9
February 2026
March 2026
18 • 29
April 2026
1 • 4

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    Chats and calls

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Classic Chris era
IRC
2008: Oct 16 • Oct 24 • Oct 26 • Nov 26 • Dec 13 • Dec 15 • Dec 17 • Dec 18 • Dec 22 • Dec 27 • Dec 28 • Dec 31
2009: Jan 2 • Jan 3 • Jan 4 • Jan 20 • Jan 21 • Jul 23
PandaHalo
Vivian Gee / Clyde Cash
BlueSpike
PSN Chats: 1 • 2 • 3 (3.5 • 3.7) • 4
Skype Logs: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13
Other: CWC Cums for a Cat • Bob Walks In • Bob Walks In Aftermath • Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel • Julie Reveals Herself
Mumble
1 • 2 • 3 (3.5) • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 (9.5) • 10 • 11 • 12
Sarah May
Alec Benson Leary
Alec calls (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9) • "Matthew Noble" call
Vanessa AIM chats
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9
Liquid Saga
SHOWDOWN • Kacey calls (1 • 1.5 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24) • Father Call • Kacey and Liquid Call • The End For Real
Jack Thaddeus calls
1 • 2 • 3
Jackie
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call
Other
Interviews

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Dark Ages era
Miscellaneous chats
Chats without Chris

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Renaissance era
Catherine / Colin
Other
Interviews
Chats without Chris

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Transcendental Awakening / Rise-N-Fall eras
Idea Guys
Guard Dogs
Watchmen
Ben Saint
2020 Discord leaks
Bella
Fiona
Other
Discord
Interviews
Chats without Chris

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Silent Years era
Central Virginia Regional Jail
Chats without Chris

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Second Coming era
Miscellaneous chats
Discord
Interviews


CWChronology
Introductory Articles:
Introduction and Terminology · Timeline · Saga
By decade:
Pre-1980 · 1980s · 1990s · 2000s · 2010s · 2020s
By year:
1990s — 1999
2000s — 2000 · 2001 · 2002 · 2003 · 2004 · 2005 · 2006 · 2007 · 2008 · 2009
2010s — 2010 · 2011 · 2012 · 2013 · 2014 · 2015 · 2016 · 2017 · 2018 · 2019
2020s — 2020 · 2021 · 2022 · 2023 · 2024 · 2025 · 2026
By month:
2008 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2009 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2010 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2011 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2012 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2013 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2014 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2015 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2016 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2017 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2018 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2019 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2020 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2021 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2022 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2023 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2024 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2025 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
2026 — Jan · Feb · Mar · Apr · May · June · July · Aug · Sept · Oct · Nov · Dec
By Era/Saga:

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge • Praetor

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • GAMePLACe • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PS3 Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Arbitarch • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Saint • ProjectSNT • Chandler's List • Lainchu • Crystalgate • KwaiiSandbag • Warhol • Knights • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations


To do list

  • Categorize everything here
  • Make these pages
  • Make Sonichu, chris and (fill in blank) templates

Get this shit PROPERLY ARCHIVED on the CWCKI STAT!

TO BE PROPERLY ARCHIVED


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