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Article of the Now Chris is a big fan of music; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is not too unconventional. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a Guitar Hero controller is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people. Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the lyrics, melodies, the pitch, and even the instruments used in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with over sixty covers, parodies, and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it. (More...) Did you Know ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ... that you should believe in the OCs? ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu?

Check this Out Da Update It is currently September 2024. It has been... 26 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 24 September - Chris breaks his AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan hiatus by uploading his take on Din Låt, a Swedish song. 20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight. 18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 16 September - Chris posts Sonichus, Rosechus, and more and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime to Cwclight. 14 September - Chris uploads a Minecraft Let's Play onto YouTube. 12 September - Chris posts Welcome to Cwclight and Rules on Comments, his first two blogs on Cwclight. 10 September Chris posts photos of his art in support of Kamala Harris, which is displayed at 14 Branchland Court. Chris does a livestream reacting to the presidential debate between Trump and Harris. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021

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