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Christine Weston Chandler	Richmond VA 230
	9 September 2009	US POSTAGE $000.53° 9 September 2009 MAILED FROM ZIP CODE 22960
14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22960-2807

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.

Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.

Asian This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!!

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Armed Forces This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.

CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.

Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.

Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united.

Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!

Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism.

BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.

The Gold Star Bounty This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment.

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.

Buddhist This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah.

CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin.

Workers' Party of CWCville: This user is a member of the Workers' Party of CWCville. Praise the TRUE and HONEST leader; Christian Weston Chandler.

Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.

Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.

Coconutist This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam

Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard. Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica.

CWCki Caption Crusader This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos.

Cursed This user has been personally cursed by Christian Weston Chandler himself.

Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.

Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.

Evan This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick.

Faroese This user hails from the Faroe Islands, and likes to eat sausage made from sheep's blood and stomach. Hesin brúkarin kemur frá Føroyum, og dámar vær at eta Blóðpylsu.

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Scrawled on the back of a plastic bottle wrapper:
The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth!		Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart.

Asperchu Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Alec Benson Leary Evan Christopher George Mao Ling Sean August Watley	Asperchu The Comic itself Asperpedia Alec Benson Leary calls (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9) Moon-Pals Alec Q&A Sonichu 10	12 January 2010 Down with Asperchu U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke Address to Mao, the S.O.B. 9 February 2010
Coinciding Sagas: CWCipedia

Bearstein Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Bob Chandler Virginia Sanford Leonard Bearstein Natasha Turner God	Providence Middle School Homeschooling	Name Change News Article Sonic Sweepstakes

CWCipedia Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Cogsdev Mao Ling Jack Thaddeus Alec Benson Leary Vivian Gee Evan George	Advertisements Mailbag	Chris's Wikipedia profile CWCRockin4Way.jpg Autism Awareness E-mails Jack Thaddeus Calls (1 • 2 • 3)
Coinciding Sagas: Asperchu

Catherine Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Catherine Sorrentino Thetan Cousin Al Colin Marvin Shaina Anna McLerran	Catherine E-mails Colin Chats (1 • 2) Open Relationship E-mails Rebeckah Bentley E-mails	Applebee's Date IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court Rental House Tour I Love You, Catherine Apology Letters Three-Quarter Woman Taint Piercing
Coinciding Sagas: Sonic Boom

Early Childhood
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Bob Chandler Barbara Chandler Sarah Hammer Roche Joshua Martinez	Greene County Primary School James Madison University	Bob's First Letter To Chris WTJU Marathon

Doopie Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris (NightStar2891) Planet Dolan DoopieDoOver LadyOfTheCosmo Grgak Marvin	Doopie E-mails Doopie Q&A NightStar2891 tweets Marvin DMs CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs Fake Doopie Profile Darling	HarassCWCdirectly BlockTheTrolls Chris R-r-r-rolls his R's

Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Jason Kendrick Howell Evan Christopher George Kathleen Daniel Mimms Anna McLerran	ED Edits 4-cent garbage.com Evan E-mails	CWC's Second Message Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!! Sonichu Episode 17
Coinciding Sagas: Megan

Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced. Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway • Chris Chan in the PokéNews • The City of Cwicville Tour! • Animal Crossing Documentary • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercial • Pixelated PS3 • FUTURE MESSAGE • KCWC broadcast • CWC Slideshow Notes • Slideshow images Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 • ChrisAfterChristmas2004

Political Videos

Christian Weston Chandler Interview | Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008 | Rollin' and Trollin' | A Public Announcement for Congress | Re-Calling Ahuvia | $50 for a video holiday greeting! | Update 02/16/2016 | Paid Message to the Trolls | Oh, Wait. I've got one more... | Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt | Eid, Pmurt, Eid | Feelings of the election results | The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge | Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained | The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever. | Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017 | React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45 | React part 2 | Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2 | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Smashing | Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii‎‎ | Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Debate 2024

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville: Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct) Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack Jackie: DrainedCreativity Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial

    Chats and calls

First Exile
The Players:	The Prizes:
Chris Rocky Shoemaker	Fridays After Five Flipnote Hatena Carlos Chantor
Coinciding Sagas: Jackie, PSN Hacking