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This image has been leaked, probably by trolls, and is now in the public domain.
It is kept for archival and historical purposes.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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PROTIP:
"Foobar" is a liar and a fraud.
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THAT IS MY LINK!!!
This article uses bare URLs from volatile sites, which may be threatened by link rot. Please consider converting them to full citations to ensure the article remains verifiable and maintains a consistent citation style.
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THAT IS MY LINK!!!
This article contains link(s) which have been cut down by the Internet Lumberjack or which have otherwise crashed into slumber due to stress. Please help the CWCki by replacing or restoring these links.
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I'M WORKIN' ON IT! Your input has been read and fully understood. We at the CWCki will be sure to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH in the future and make an effort to add Dykes, dykes, China. |
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This article is in need of original illustrations. Help the CWCki and the Artist Commune project by drawing some original illustrations and inserting them into the article. |
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This article is out of date.
We suggest you keep up with the times.
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 | This page contains material about Chris of questionable origin. |
 | This essay reflects the opinion of its author and/or a minority viewpoint and does not meet CWCki quality standards of encyclopedic value. Reader discretion is advised. |
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Health disclosure: This article contains in-depth discussion of Chris's physical and/or mental health. This page is not to be construed as a substitute for medical advice or a professional diagnosis. All diagnoses are either taken from outside documentation or based on amateur analysis. |
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Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner". |
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Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Magi-Chan. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "wife". |
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Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama". |
It is kept for archival and historical purposes.
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The Idea Guys were here.
Chris was brainwashed into believing that Ted Bundy is a Sonichu.
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This article is rated M for Honest Content
It may contain content deemed not safe for work. Reader discretion is advised.
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Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.) |
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities. |
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Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase. |
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Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much. |
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Asian This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!! |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane. |
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Armed Forces This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut. |
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CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project. |
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Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia. |
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
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Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. |
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires. |
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Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united. |
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Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud! |
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Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism. |
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BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain. |
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The Gold Star Bounty This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment. |
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Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren. |
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Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British. |
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Buddhist This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah. |
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CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin. |
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Workers' Party of CWCville: This user is a member of the Workers' Party of CWCville. Praise the TRUE and HONEST leader; Christian Weston Chandler. |
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs. |
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Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members. |
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Chinese: This user is from China, something Chris will never get. 这个用户来自中国，克里斯永远不会得到它。 |
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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
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Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. |
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Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot. |
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Coconutist This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam |
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Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard. Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica. |
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CWCki Caption Crusader This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos. |
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Cursed This user has been personally cursed by Christian Weston Chandler himself. |
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Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. |
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Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels. |
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Evan This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick. |
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Faroese This user hails from the Faroe Islands, and likes to eat sausage made from sheep's blood and stomach. Hesin brúkarin kemur frá Føroyum, og dámar vær at eta Blóðpylsu. |
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God Complex This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now. |
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Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! |
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Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! |
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High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block. |
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HELL AND BACK This user has survived a visit to Ruckersville. |
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Hero This user is Heroic. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan. The way trolling was meant to be done. |
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HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve. |
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On Hiatus This user has been sucked into the Time Void and won't be able to edit for a period of time. |
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Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene. |
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Hindu This user is a Hindu and believes in reincarnation. |
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Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate. |
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Homosex This user is a homosex and makes eagles cry. |
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Honorary Honor of Honor This user has done something that may or may not be directly related to the CWCki but still deserves recognition. |
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#sonichu Reg This user is a regular on #sonichu |
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Irish Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh! Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille! |
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Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious. |
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Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. |
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Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
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Kiwi Farmer: This user is a Kiwi Farms regular who likes observing lolcows. |
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Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ |
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Legend This user is Legendary. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan on his own turf. Again and again... |
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Lesbian This user is a lesbian. A female gaybian. |
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Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. |
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Lucy This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
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Man in the Pickle Suit This user commends the Man in the Pickle Suit for tricking Chris yet again. |
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Martial Artist This user has a little Chun-Li within them! |
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Mayor This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean. |
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| The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth! | 
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Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart. |
 Asperchu Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: CWCipedia | ||
 Bearstein Saga
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 Incest Saga
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People: Chris • Barbara Chandler • Isabella Janke • Fiona • Null • The WCT • Ethan Ralph • EllDudeRocks • Dillin Thomas | ||||
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 Blanca Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: Jimmy Hill, PandaHalo | ||
 CWCipedia Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: Asperchu | ||
 Calling Out Saga
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People: Chris • Thorg (Jeremy Slonwhite) • Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia • Jack Thaddeus (Ahuviya Harel) • Surfshack Tito (Don) • Alec Benson Leary (Christopher Paul Whitney) • BlueSpike (NessHelper) | ||||
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| Coinciding Sagas: Jackie | ||||
 Catherine Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: Sonic Boom | ||
 Early Childhood
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 Clyde Cash Saga
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Organizations: Sonichu Girls | ||||
| Chris vs. Clyde: | Clyde's Return: | Spider-Man Blackmail: | Vivian Gee: | |
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 Doopie Saga
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 Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: Megan | ||
 Emily Saga
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People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash | ||||||
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| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid | ||||||
 First Exile
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| Coinciding Sagas: Jackie, PSN Hacking | ||
 G5 Pony Saga
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 GAMe PLACe Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: Megan, First Exile, Jackie, Second Exile | ||
 Guard Dog Saga
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| Coinciding Sagas: Idea Guy, TTS | ||
 High School Saga
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Categories:
- Disambiguation pages
- Articles with dead external links
- Articles needing original illustrations
- Theories and Essays
- Jesus Christ Possession
- Magi-Chan Possession
- Sonichu Possession
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- CWCkipedians who are Asians
- CWCkipedians who are Americunts
- CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris
- CWCkipedians who transcribe videos
- Artist Commune artfags
- CWCkipedians who are Asperpedia regulars
- CWCkipedians who are Ass Burgers
- CWCkipedians who are Atheists
- CWCkipedians who are Australian
- CWCkipedians who are Bahá'ís
- CWCkipedians who are bisexual
- CWCkipedians who are black
- Gold Star Bounty Hunters
- CWCkipedians who are boyfriend-free girls
- CWCkipedians who are Britfags
- CWCkipedians who are Buddhist
- CWCki bureaucrats
- Members of the Workers' Party of CWCville
- CWCkipedians who are Canuckfags
- CWCkipedians who are Catholic
- CWCkipedians who are Chinese
- CWCkipedians who are Christians
- CWCkipedians who miss the old Chris
- CWCkipedians who are Coconutist
- CWCkipedians who are Croatians
- CWCkipedians who have been cursed
- CWCkipedians who are Encyclopedia Dramatica users
- CWCkipedians who are Eurofags
- CWCkipedians who are Faroese
- CWCkipedians with a God Complex
- CWCki users who are Grammar Nazis
- CWCkipedians who are hams
- CWCkipedians who are autistic
- CWCkipedians who have been to Ruckersville
- CWCki Heroes
- CWCkipedians who own a HEXBox
- CWCkipedians who are on hiatus
- CWCkipedians who are Hindu
- CWCkipedians who are homos
- CWCkipedians with the Honorary Honor of Honor
- CWCkipedians who are Sonichu IRC regulars
- CWCkipedians who are Irish
- CWCkipedians who are Jews
- CWCkipedians who are Kiwi Farms users
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